box turdle 

When you've delayed a groundhogging turd so long, your anus gives up entirely and snaps it back inside.

"Hey, there's a bathroom. Want me to stop?"
"Nah, keep going. I've been groundhogging so long, I box turdled two miles ago."

box turdle by Sweet Jimmy D April 24, 2014

sea turdle 

The result of taking a crap in the ocean, aka code brown when executed in a pool.

Ryan: Sarah and I were doing a deep dive and she dropped a deuce at about 45 feet right in her wet suit.

Jill: I had heard about the sea turdle, though never known someone to actually see one hatched in person.

sea turdle by the comand'r October 26, 2014

turdler 

the informal name given to newborn babies often of colored descent who are birthed into a toilet, often by mistake.

the 15 year old girl thought she had to poo, but it was only a turdler.

turdler by cheweysmoker March 2, 2007

tuddlebear 

A white and fluffy bacon-eating ball of fur that enjoys tummy rubs and tisses. Resembles a young polar bear.

A tuddlebear is like a white fur seal or polar bear

tuddlebear by Little chunkster February 17, 2014

Ninja Turdle 

A turd that slips silently into the water.

I was afraid my big dump was going to make a loud kerplop and embarrass me in the office bathroom today, but luckily it was a Ninja Turdle.

Ninja Turdle by Baindawg December 4, 2012

tredletsky 

the coolest mf on twitter, he posts W's all day, follow him @_tr3d
he likes bombs
he plays roblox 24/7 and fuckin beats shedletsky
he also likes /v/ tan a lot
he fuckin loves bomberman

tredletsky be beatin shedletsky in a shed

tredletsky by tredletsky June 19, 2022

tuddle 

to cuddle with more meaning

we tuddled last night

tuddle by turbopants November 20, 2006