We just have old tucson, pima county fair, stupid jocks (from the U of A), sluts, and la encantada.
mom: BECAUSE ALL THE (HOT) SENIORS LIVE THERE (and chaunch da ho, she's bettah than fiddycent).
Often known for its "dry heat" since the humidity rarely passes 30%. Set in the middle of the Sonoran desert, it offers excellent scenery and some nice scenic drives.
Best mexican food, great camping weather, beautiful hiking trails.
Not to mention the fact that it is culturally diverse, giving one the chance to open their eyes to the screwed up reality that we live in (that is to say you make the decision to progress foreward and STOP using your parents' money to get drunk all the time at college parties.)