| 1. | tuck a buck | ||
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the act of tipping a dancer.. tuck a buck in their top,bottom,or gee string
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| 2. | Benoit Balls | ||
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Balls of increasing size evenly spaced on a string that you tuck away in your (or your partner's) anus. Then, right when you're about to orgasm, and not a moment before, you gently pull the string thereby releasing the balls uno by uno. Benoit balls come in plastic and metal, from petite to gi-normous. Unknown to many god-fearing housewives, grapes are the benoit balls of choice for sodomites.
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| 3. | Timmy Tuck Under | ||
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A recommended way to deal with a NARB that won't go away. Tuck your raging hard on up Under your belt and tighten down. If you don't have a belt, tighten your draw string. DO NOT USE this method if you aren't wearing a shirt. In the middle of my brother's wedding, I had to perform a covert Timmy Tuck Under as the bride was walking down the isle.
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| 4. | townie | ||
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Ahh townies, the uncomplicated, uninteresting and wholly unneeded scum of any urban area across the face of the UK. These..."people" (sorry to all you normal people out there, I realize calling townies people is an insult to you all) are generally, in fact ALWAYS doing nothing with their life, unless of course your idea of living is hanging around outside the local corner shop, car park or McDonalds shouting abuse at anyone not wearing burberry, drinking stolen alcohol and smoking/sniffing/trying to fuck drugs.
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They clad themselves in burberry, nike, adidas, umbro and avirex clothing, the males anyway. They always smell like stolen Hugo Boss aftershave, or at least the stolen, cheap, knock off market version of Hugo Boss. The males all follow an alpha male, they imitate his trends and language, in my area the words to desbribe a good looking female are "buff" or "tick" if something is good or acceptable it is "safe" and your friend is your "blood" often pronounced "blud" they will often pick on anyone with black clothing, spiky hair or baggy jeans, but will only attack in groups of 10 or more, if their "crew" isn't present (probably off stealing fake burberry, or dealing flour) they will stand at a safe range and hurl insults like "goff" "mosha" "grunga" or the ever popular "I fucked ur mum!" these insults should be shrugged off, however if you feel the need to retaliate, I recommend these:- In response to "goff", "mosha" or "grunga" - Yes I am a <enter above instult her... |
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| 5. | skunt | ||
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1. A portmanteau of skank and cunt, a skunt successfully blends all the trashy sluttiness of the skank with the uptight air of a cunty bitch.
2. A common childhood mispronunciation of the word skunk. |
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