| 1. | tuck | ||
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~Viatrophy English, from Mother's talk: 'Tuck in'
noun. tuck 1.an appointment 2.an event 3.a departure; tuck out verb., -tucked, -tucking, -tucks. v.tr. 1. To receive pleasure or satisfaction from. 2. To have the use or benefit of; tucking fair waste. |
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| 2. | FUCK ME IN | ||
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to trick a dolphin who's going to bed by asking another to TUCK them in only to FUCK them with gummi bears rolling around the bed the hispters by the AA store will start using it saying 'wow... i asked jamie to come over last night and she really fuck me in! ihiihiihiih"
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| 3. | nip tuck | ||
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A very awsome show about plastic surgery where a phyco called the carver goes around killing people because he/she is ugly so he/she says Beauty is a curse on the world. nip tuck Me: dude omfg did you see nip tuck last night it rocked.Kimber was all Christian i live you and he said Shut up dude!!
dude: ?? wtf iss nip tuck me:...you ...SUCK |
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| 4. | bring me the horizon | ||
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A scene band described by many mainstream websites, magazines, and reviewers on other media as deathcore. However, they are nothing more than the latest lucky bunch to be picked for extensive coverage, while others of their breed wallow underground (relatively).
Frontman Oli Sykes has recently been in hot bother for allegedly urinating on a female fan after a recent gig. He's the main USP (unique selling point, a business term for the main attraction of a product) of the band, because their fans don't talk about anyone else. Plus, his vocals sound like either a) a cross between Bullet For My Valentine's Matt Tuck and Cradle Of Filth's Dani Filth, or b) a knock-off of Arch Enemy's Angela Gossow. Which, in either case, is bad. The lyrics are, though not obvious at first, about relationships, thereby placing Bring Me The Horizon in the same league as Bullet For My Valentine and Funeral For A Friend. The band themselves have been tagged to the "emo" movement, and have been critised by professional critics for being predictable and untalented; conversely, they have been popular with stereotypical 14-year-old scene kids who wear size zero jeans and arm socks and flourishing myspace accounts. You know in some indie music circles like NME where, out of say 25 bands, a random band like The Twang or The Enemy is picked for media exposure and mainstream grooming? Well, the rock magazines like Kerrang! have picked Bring Me The Horizon in a similar fashion, placing Oli Sykes and his Toni&Guy-brand hair on posters and stickers, and overhyping all their releases, whether visual or audio.
Various joke names associated with this lot include "Bring Me The Hairspray", "Bring Me The Hair Extensions" or my invention "Bring Me The Hyperbole", which is inspired by their overexposure to mainstream audiences. |
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| 5. | Tuck N' Suck | ||
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The Tuck N' Suck is a term that has been coined to describe an innovative sex position invented by Colt Brennan, quarterback of Hawaii. The procedure is for the man to spread his legs and tuck his penis between his legs. Then the female sucks the man's dick. Naturally, due to the circumstances, the female's face will be extremely close to or in the guys butthole. Hey will you give me a tuck n' suck?
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| 6. | matt tuck | ||
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lead singer of welsh metalcore band bullet for my valentine and the worlds sexiest man alive..
matt tuck should win an award for being that hot- or atleast get arrested or some shit, because he's too good looking- especially when he's in the rain... matt tuck is welsh. matt tuck is cool. you don't like it? suck meh dong you donkeys! matt tuck will eat you alive... hahahahahahaha! MATT TUCK FOREVER!!!! <3 Ned; That Band's Pish & Their Singer Is Boggin' Looking.
Me; Haw You Ya Greasy Bawbag- You Touch Matt Tuck & I'll Smack Yo' About Like Tommy & Pam x100!!!! *headbutts* Aye- Ya Spoon, Do Not Mess With The Almighty Force That Is Tuck-Quan-Doe... *bows* |
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| 7. | Angry Tuck | ||
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When one is forced to tuck their "unit" under their balls towards their asshole for the benefit of a hostile individual. (I.E. Silence of the Lambs) I was boning this chick until she put a strap-on on and forced me to pull an Angry Tuck.
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