The following people have died from tubercucancer:
~Leonardo Da Vinci,
~"Mikey" (from the LIFE commercials),
~David Hasselhoff's career,
~DJ Jazzy Jeff,
~Ricardo Montalban, &
~Right Said Fred
Dad: "Hey...Your mom has tubercucancer."
Son: "Oh no! That's the worst kind."
Dad: "Yeah. You should probably come home."
Son: "Ok. But I think I infected her with it..."
Dad: "Then you probably shouldn't come home."
Guy: "Dang it...My iTunes just broke. This is worse than the time my mom had tubercucancer."
Friend: "If only she were here now."
Other Friend: "SWEET! Ninja Warrior's on!"