A low-class member of the internet comment brigade. Derived from intertube
combined with the fact that many tubers seem to have roughly the intelligence and shape of a potato
, this being a different kind of tuber. Tubers can generally be recognized by the fact that their comments bear little to no relevance to the subject at hand.
News article: "The Norwegian election may have been rigged."
Tuber 1: "how do i post coments?"
Tuber 2: "the REAL problem with this country is the two party system that allows for rigging!"
Tuber 3: "TELL EVERYONE THAT ASHLEY IS A TWO TIMING WHORE"
1) n. In New England, it is a brass musical instument, conical in construction, about 18 feet long, with a large mouthpiece, and is the lowest of the brass instruments. It replaced the ophiclede in the symphony orchestra, and has nothing to do with Wagner Tubas. It has only one direct cousin in brass instruments, that being the fluglehorn, for all other brass instruments are more cylindrical than the tuber, even the french horn.
2) n. For the rest of the English-speaking world, it is a fleshy-rooted plant like a potato or a yam. Hence, New Englanders and Non-New Englanders can get confused at times, as evidenced below.
An actual conversation:
Denny: Dan, can you play the tuber for the Bristol, RI band next weekend?
Dan: Well Denny, do you want me to play 1st or 2nd potato?
A Tuber is an Underground root system, you morons. It has to do with plant systems.. Wow.
A potato has a tuber growing underneath it in its soil.
To smoke from a water pipe. pull a tube.
Lets go do some tubers! how about a tuber?
taking big fat bong rips... not just the little panzee bongs.... the 3 foot TUBES
"who wants to take some tubers?"
to uber to imagine, :-: better than uber-pwn
you are TUBER at this game - you are to awesome at this game to be playing.
A device used for inhaling a powdered chemical through the nose.
Cut me out a rail and let me get that tuber