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9.
1. A round, cylindical object.

2. The London Underground.

3. Medical term for a totally unneccesary breast examination, usually applied to the person asking for it.
1. "Pass me a tube of loo-roll."

2. "I'll take the Tube to work this morning."

3. "Dr Marsh, we have a TUBE fo you in ward three. Enjoy!"
by Mr Ben February 08, 2005
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1.
Noun: A derisive and/or derogatory term for a Woman's vagina.
Dahveed: "Yo Emy, why'd you break-up with Jackie?"

Emy: "I was tired of banging her tube"

Dahveed: "Hey that brode is so hawt I wanna fuck her tube"
by Dahveed May 12, 2008
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2.
Television
I feel like watching the tube
by Arya F April 03, 2003
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3.
Senator Ted Stevens's vision of the internet.
The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck.

It's a series of tubes.

by Hen July 05, 2006
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4.
Idiot, innocent fool -- particularly a teenager.
Scots origin Glasgow urban slag
"See him he's a pure tube man !"
translates as "That chap is a proper fool"
by Andy MacFadyen January 21, 2004
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5.
london underground/metro/subway
fuck the tube, I have a car.
by blah December 15, 2003
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6.
What the internet is made up of.
The internet is not something that you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's... it's a series of tubes.
by Jimmy So August 25, 2006
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7.
Medical shorthand. Totally Unnecessary Breast Examination.
Female, 19, mild foot pain. 5ml sodium pentathol. TUBE.
by Lord Grimcock August 21, 2007
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