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pyjammi tsunami 

On a scale of one to ten, with 1 being “skid mark” and 10 being “I shit my pants”, the Pyjammi Tsunami is considered a 99.

The most powerful natural disaster known to humans, this catastrophe is very wet and extremely sudden. Nothing can stop the tsunami. The only thing that can slow it down is a decent pair of pyjamas...but not even the best quality PJ’s can survive this event.

Nurses are particularly adept at dealing with the aftermath of pyjammi tsunamis. Sadly, PTSD (Pyjammi-Tsunami-Stress-Disorder) runs rampant among nurses and other health care workers.
Omg I woke up to a pyjammi tsunami. Hoping a bonfire will take care of all the laundry!

Noticed a man at the hotel restaurant who came down in his slippers for the free breakfast...obviously after a long night of partying. Yikes - after his third cup of coffee the place had to be evacuated. We were at ground zero of an impressive pyjammi-tsunami!
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El TSufin 

A mental disorder characterized by mania, extreme narcissism, bragging about things you don't really do, acting like a cowardly spaz, delusional schizophrenia, self mutilation and speaking utter shit/pizdabol :)
Stop talking all this shit you fucking Eltsufin( El Tsufin):)
El TSufin by CondumWing May 5, 2018
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Benjamin makaio ho tsing howe 

a unfresh headass
person 1:"look at that unfresh headass"

person 2:"that must be a benjamin makaio ho tsing howe

gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000 

after receiving the gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000 u won’t be able to walk for days and your soul leaves your body for 3 hours to go get some rest. your technically dead after getting this
1:”dude this chick gave me da gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000!”
2: “woah, bro that’s sick”
1: * aggressively humps 2*
2: *dies*

El Tsufin 

A creature so vile and disgusting that it gains it's nutrition from consumption of human feces and pubic hair. An animal so narccistic in nature that it can't stop talking and brag in about its false glory. A creature so dumb that it thinks that the movie Human Centerpide was a love story. A creature so hideous chupacabras run from it and give Fready Kruger nightmares.
You talk so much crap your mouth stinks like the El Tsufin monster

Punani Tsunami 

Punani Tsunami

Multiple Meanings

MEANING 1:
Many females in one place.

MEANING 2:
Female Ejaculation
When your/their *PUNANI/ **PUNANY is drenched with anticipation or gushing due to ultimate satisfaction.

* Punani- Hawaiian slang for vagina or vulva, derived from the Hawaiian word “puanani” meaning “beautiful flower”.

**Punany- Term used in India and in Jamaican Patois. In the Kama Sutra the word is used in reference to the female genitalia, and commonly used in north India. In the early 20th century, Indian workers in the Caribbean, passed their vernacular on to the locals. (which included words like "Ganja").

(Goto www.PunaniTsunami.com for continued research and development.)
Ho brah, we get choke wahine, it's like Punani Tsunami ova hea! They ready and they like oof!”

“I want you so bad, its making my Punani Tsunami down there!"

“ After having his harem in there you’ll need at least a snorkel, goggles and a flotation device...it's like a Punani Tsunami just came through!”

truinanashabadepresure 

A very advance political plan proposed by Joe Biden during the 2020 presidential race.
It will be super duper powerful and and it invokes the controversial usage of Badakathcare.
It is said to imprison The Orange Man for 1000 years, during which time, Cthulhu will reign over this world.
But hey! Shamalambadingdong. Right??!
Joe: "Ill lead an effective strategy to mobilize Truinanashabadepresure"
*crowd goes wild*