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967. asstease
n. Reserved for gay tops who constantly say "I wanna fuck you" but when you call them on it they back out.
Bottom: I'm gonna try calling Mike again, I need some action.
Friend: When was the last time you saw each other?
Bottom: We hooked up about 3 weeks ago but we speak all the time and want to do it again.
Friend: Leave him alone he's such an asstease.
968. Dirty South
The real dirty south not the bull that everyone else has said is only 4 states. These 4 states and these 4 states only include FLORIDA, GEORGIA, MISSISSIPPI and ALABAMA. No other states are considered the dirty south. If you think so it must be because you live there and don’t want to be considered the north, east or Midwest etc..

Again the ONLY states that are in reality considered the dirty south are:
FLORIDA=DIRTY SOUTH
GEORGIA=DIRTYSOUTH
MISSISSIPPI=DIRTY SOUTH
ALABAMA=DIRTY SOUTH

Other states that try to claim but are in fact part of some other crap and not part of the dirty south are:
TEXAS=MIDWEST
TENN=GARBAGE NORTH
CAROLINAS=NORTH EAST
ANY OTHER STATE=GARBAGE
3RD time ma be the charm, the ONLY states that are in reality the dirty south are:

FLORIDA=DIRTY SOUTH
GEORGIA=DIRTYSOUTH
MISSISSIPPI=DIRTY SOUTH
ALABAMA=DIRTY SOUTH
969. The Real Dirty South
The fucking real dirty south not the bull that everyone else has said is only 4 states. These 4 states and these 4 states only include FLORIDA, GEORGIA, MISSISSIPPI and ALABAMA. No other states are considered the dirty south. If you think so it must be because you live there and don’t want to be considered the north, east or Midwest etc..

Again the ONLY states that are in reality considered the dirty south are:
FLORIDA=DIRTY SOUTH
GEORGIA=DIRTYSOUTH
MISSISSIPPI=DIRTY SOUTH
ALABAMA=DIRTY SOUTH

Other states that try to claim but are in fact part of some other crap and not part of the dirty south are:
TEXAS=MIDWEST
TENN=GARBAGE NORTH
CAROLINAS=NORTH EAST
ANY OTHER STATE=GARBAGE
3RD time ma be the charm, the ONLY states that are in reality the real dirty south are:

FLORIDA=DIRTY SOUTH
GEORGIA=DIRTYSOUTH
MISSISSIPPI=DIRTY SOUTH
ALABAMA=DIRTY SOUTH
970. Martha's Vineyard
Known for short as "MV", it is an island that is part of Massachusetts and is located off the coast of Cape Cod. It is the premier summer destination in all of New England, hands down. Unlike many other summer destinations, it provides a great variety of landscapes/locations. The up-island beaches of Aquinnah, Chilmark, West Tisbury, and Edgartown are the nicest ones on the island, and host the best bonfires around. The more "in-town" spots such as Vineyard Haven, Oak Bluffs, and Edgartown are always booming with people in the summer, and are each great in their own unique way. Vineyard Haven is populated by many islanders, Oak Bluffs is the true "summer town", and Edgartown is the slighty fancier and more aristocratic of the three. Everyone has to experience this amazing place at least once in their lifetime, and when they do so, they should abide by these guidelines: Don't rent a moped, don't flaunt your tourist status, don't buy too much at the Black Dog (one t-shirt is ENOUGH), make sure to experience the whole island, try to avoid the cheesy tourbus, stay with somebody you know who is a regular there, and last but not least do everything in your power to come back again and again.
"I'm heading down to Martha's Vineyard for the summer."
971. emo wisher
Someone who really tries to be "emo" but all the emo kids hate him for being such an imature, wannabe twat. He doesnt understand emo at all and acts goth because he thinks thats what emo is. He is all Oh I hate my life because my parents split up oh how it sucks I better listen to the same band over and over again (Often easy listening bands like Coheed & Cambria or Death Cab For Cutie)

He buys whatever the emo kids buy, about a week later, and is constantly searching EMO on google to try and find out what he is getting into. He takes the stereotypes for truth, making the emo kids hate him even more. He will say he likes a band when he has only heard one of their songs, or even if he has never heard of them, for example
Joe Emo: I love thursday
Emo Wisher: Yeh they are cool (note to self, listen to thursday)

He lives primarily in a huge house and is very stuck up, but calls everyone else snobs. He will call everyone else names like "Wannabe" or "Poser" when he is really them.

He copies everything one particular emo that he has trust in does, he copies the things the emo wears, listens to, signs up for, says and just the way he/she acts.

Nobody, again, nobody likes Emo Wishers. They just pretend to so not to hurt his feelings.
Emo Wisher - Hi guys
Emo Kids - Oh Hi, um, Drake is it?
Emo Wisher - Nooo, my names Edd.
Emo Kids - Oooh. Sorry. *Coughs*
Emo Wisher - Look I bought a The Used CD!
Emo Kids - Oh. Cool I guess, but Panic! At the Disco are in now...
Emo Wisher - Yeh they rock! (Note to self, buy Panic! A.T.D.)
Emo Kids - *Cough* Wisher *Cough* *Group Laughing*
Emo Wisher - Huh?
972. Spanglishize
1. Using spanglish while trying to have a conversation in either English or Spanish.
2. Through conversation when any two languages spoken by one or more participents in a conversation are mixed.
Spanish teacher: Hola Patrick, puedo ayudarse(Can I help you)
Patrick: err um si,Senora Goldman, uhh Donde esta ..The library
Spanish teacher: Try it again Patrick this time don't Spanglishize it.
973. oneitis
the girl who you've had but never will again. no matter how much you try.
it's unhealthy not to get over your oneitis.
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