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15.
Noun.
1. the version of the past, present and future that most people agree upon, Fact.

2.The thing you're least likely to encounter all day.
This sentence is true.
by Montezuma999 July 08, 2003
 
1.
Something which would probably upset a great many of people if it were known and made public.
Truthfully speaking, most people have no idea of what the truth actually is.
by Super Gerbil July 11, 2004
 
2.
Antidote to fear.
I’m not worried about catching a vomit comet on the flying pig flu because I got injected with the truth last night. This is just another contaminated plot by BIG Pharma to sell the dumbfahkastani Americans millions of high profit margin death-shots called vaccines. The action is in the reaction. The flu won’t kill you, even the so-called ‘patient zero’ Edgar Hernandez survived. It’s the vaccines that will kill you. Don’t get the shots. The Amish have a zero percent Autism rate, zero percent Diabetes rate, zero percent Alzheimer’s rate, near zero percent Cancer rate. Don’t get the shots.

“I feel great. But I had a headache and a sore throat and a fever for a while. I had to lay down in bed.” - Edgar Hernández, five-year-old boy, answering Reporter Ruth Maclean questions on April 29, 2009 and seemingly unaware that the swine flu he contracted a few weeks ago — the first known case — has almost brought his country to a standstill and put the rest of the world on alert.
by SpeakUpFightBack May 01, 2009
 
3.
The truth is like a lingering fart...everyone can smell it, everyone knows its there, but no one wants to admit it.
John: The truth hurts man.
Mike: It can also smell like ass too.
by Irish Kid BM May 12, 2008
 
4.
Myth: The Truth will set you free

Fact: The Truth will get the living hell beaten out of you or perhaps worse killed.
Person: Alright, here's the truth... I lied

Person 2: WHAT?!? HOW DARE YOU. *beats person 1 up with a stick*
by Joe Mangento January 13, 2005
 
5.
What the world is afraid of. The things we hide from ourselves because it changes us, makes us uncomfortable, and awakens us that there are absolutes. There is truth.
1/3 the world dies of poverty every year. Smoking kills. You are fake. There is a God. etc. Truth stares us in the face but we look away, terrified to make eye contact with something that judges our actions and lives.
by Matt-the-Jesus-follower November 23, 2005
 
6.
1. Something that is real, absolute.
2. Those kids that run around lecturing about how cigarettes are bad for you. Something we already know.
<Definition1> I never lie, I always tell the truth.
<Definition2> If I ever meet those kids from truth, I will kick their a$$es.
by Fatalia November 04, 2003
 
7.
The Truth, Its What You Want But You Can't Have.
You: I Want The TRUTH!

Me: You Want The Truth?! YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!
by =3MC= August 25, 2009