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A small primate usually of the chimpanzee variaty that tends to jump from ones trunk and kick peoples asses.
I recently installed a trunk monkey button in my car to take out my old boss.
by porrasturvat jr. January 01, 2004
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Consisting solely of a trained monkey and a steady source of ice cold high-quality ale or lager, the Trunkmonkey lives in the trunk of any vehicle and helps to automate weight transfer at the rear wheels during spirited driving maneuvers. Trunkmonkeys distribute ballast in the trunk of a car to compensate for body roll going through corners and powerslides. Trunkmonkeys are also responsible for keeping body roll to a minimum when getting the vehicle airborne during rallies and other offroad events.

Originally developed for Subaru models, STIT (Subaru Trunkmonkey Inertia Technology) is currently being developed for other platforms. (trunkmonkey.com)
Me: Alex, how did your RS beat that Lotus in the autocross?

Alex: IDK, i guess my trunkmonkey kept me stuck around the corners and gave me the extra boost i needed.
by BLo January 11, 2006
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The WSO (backseater) in a fighter jet, named because they sit behind the pilot ("stick monkey")
"You're my favorite trunk monkey to fly with."
"Goose was Maverick's trunk monkey."
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Consisting solely of a trained monkey and a steady source of ice cold high-quality import ale or lager, the Trunkmonkey lives in the trunk of any vehicle and helps to automate weight transfer at the rear wheels during spirited driving maneuvers.
I stuffed it coming out of that three right tightens because my Trunkmonkey was asleep. Bad Trunkmonkey, no biscuit!
by Trunkmonkey July 07, 2004
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I couldn't believe how much of a trunk monkey that girl was.
by Chris Colbeck May 11, 2005
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Trunk Monkey is a term used when talking about a women's urge to have hevy sex. The term is used usually when talking about the ting-a-ling feeling in a girls vigina, right before she has sex with someone.
guy 1-"that party was crazy"!
guy 2-"that girl was hitting on you so much"!
guy 1-"why was she all over me tonight"?
guy 2-"cause her trunk monkey wanted out"
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A weak willed person that hangs on to a stronger person and does their dirty work for them.
Loraine does what ever Kim tells her to do, she is such a pathetic trunk monkey.
by Stan March 16, 2004
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