When you fart against an inanimate object the amplifies the sound of the fart.
"Dude, you totally just trumpeted the wooden chair!"

or another way to say it:

"Last night my grandpa totally played the leather couch trumpet!"
by SeptemberAnna July 12, 2012
A bisexual person of either male or female gender, so named for the two ends of the trumpet.

The bell of the trumpet represents the vagina where one may place one's face mimicking the act of oral sex on a female.

The funnel represents the penis where one may place their lips and blow or buzz, once again mimicking the act of oral sex, this time applied to the male genitalia.

See also: study the trumpet
A trumpet is a person who studies the trumpet.
'Are you bisexual?'
'What do you mean?'
'Do you study the trumpet?'
'Oh, right. Yes, I do, Ross.'
by W.D. Stevens January 20, 2012
1. An instrument which is honestly not to difficult to play correctly.
2. The most egotistical and narcissistic of brass holes, who feel they must always be mean.
3. When it is played well, it is a beautifully sounding instrument which excels in Jazz and Marching style music.
4. Scrap metal. I'm referring to the players here, not the instrument.

Whilst trumpets are beautiful instruments, the people it attracts are not so. They will never admit to being wrong, and if you are a woodwind, expect crap to be thrown your way. They are often petty, immature, and are clearly over compensating for something. I suggest not paying any attention to them during band classes, as they will often be physically injuring each other, trying to pull rank and skill on you (This often fails in the skill department), and otherwise acting as the stereotypical idiotic teenage boy. (Even if they are female.)

They also seem to have some sort of personal vendetta against the clarinets, who often share parts. It might be something to do with them having the same concert pitch. (Bb)
The clarinet is the woodwind version of the trumpet. If you are a trumpeter, get over your sad delusions. If you are a clarinet, I know how it feels. I'm sorry.
by Alice will Appear November 20, 2010
A super hard ass brass instrument that is mastered by only the greatest musicians.(duck, holden, michael, etc.minus kennan) No matter what you other fat fucker band geeks have to say.
Duck, Holden, and michael rock out the trumpet in class while kennan fucks everything up.
by Holden Smith December 01, 2006
a mainstream "musician" who does not write their own music. they do not actually partake in the creative process and buy their music from a production company so they do not attain the status of artist. They are just an instrument and just like a trumpet, they need someone else with creativity to make music.
yeah she has a good voice.. i doubt that she actually wrote her material though. she must be a trumpet.
by Vajitarian April 09, 2011
1. noun. a joint rolled skinny at the blunt, blossoming wide and conical at the end.
This trumpet's big enough for both of us, let's share it.
by Ryan Paine February 08, 2008
Lousy pieces of shit made from brass, usually played by dumb asses who have no idea on how play, they're hated by every section. Usually classified as the utterly overrated section with shitty players. Famous trumpeters include douche bags such as Donald Trump.
Joe: God, I shouldn't have chosen trumpet.

James: Yeah, trombones are making us look like oboes.
by Semyour Butts April 12, 2011

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