God's gift to marching band.

Syn: Perfection
Bos trump 1. "WOW!!! The Spirit of Saginaws trumpets are amazing"

Bos trump 2. "I know if only we were a tenth as good as them maybe they wouldn't only hear the clarinets"
by $UP3RFL3TCH October 23, 2010
A diminutive clone of a ginger-wigged billionaire with a penchant for mini-golf and ensuring everything it touches bears its name.
That ol' Trumpet's building a new golf course... on Mercury, no less.
by Sweet Gargler April 09, 2011
The most amazing, awesome, beautiful, bad-ass, breathtaking instrument ever to be obtained by us from the Gods themselves.
Those who possess the ability to produce a beastly sound from this sacred metal instrument shalt be forever known as demi-gods, and shall be worshiped by all others who do not possess such abilities. (especially string players)
Trumpet Player: 'I play the trumpet'.
String Player: 'omg i'm not worthy!' *bows*
by A DEMI GOD June 12, 2012
A polite way of saying 'cunt', from the Mr Tourette cartoon referring to the Salvation Army as 'Trumpet Cunt'
"My landlord is a proper trumpet"
by special yellow December 30, 2011
Trumpets or toots his or hers own horn. Says it like it is. Defines his or hers own space. Is not afraid to speak out. Is not afraid to speak freely about their own beliefs or political agenda
Toots or trumpets his own horn!
by Thomas Terrio August 27, 2008
When you fart against an inanimate object the amplifies the sound of the fart.
"Dude, you totally just trumpeted the wooden chair!"

or another way to say it:

"Last night my grandpa totally played the leather couch trumpet!"
by SeptemberAnna July 12, 2012
UK slang word for cocaine.

Lets go score some trumpet.
by EzGoingKev December 25, 2008

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