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A diminutive clone of a ginger-wigged billionaire with a penchant for mini-golf and ensuring everything it touches bears its name.
That ol' Trumpet's building a new golf course... on Mercury, no less.
by Sweet Gargler April 09, 2011
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God's gift to marching band.

Syn: Perfection
Bos trump 1. "WOW!!! The Spirit of Saginaws trumpets are amazing"

Bos trump 2. "I know if only we were a tenth as good as them maybe they wouldn't only hear the clarinets"
by $UP3RFL3TCH October 23, 2010
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The most amazing, awesome, beautiful, bad-ass, breathtaking instrument ever to be obtained by us from the Gods themselves.
Those who possess the ability to produce a beastly sound from this sacred metal instrument shalt be forever known as demi-gods, and shall be worshiped by all others who do not possess such abilities. (especially string players)
Trumpet Player: 'I play the trumpet'.
String Player: 'omg i'm not worthy!' *bows*
by A DEMI GOD June 12, 2012
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A polite way of saying 'cunt', from the Mr Tourette cartoon referring to the Salvation Army as 'Trumpet Cunt'
"My landlord is a proper trumpet"
by special yellow December 30, 2011
7 8
Trumpets or toots his or hers own horn. Says it like it is. Defines his or hers own space. Is not afraid to speak out. Is not afraid to speak freely about their own beliefs or political agenda
Toots or trumpets his own horn!
by Thomas Terrio August 27, 2008
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When you fart against an inanimate object the amplifies the sound of the fart.
"Dude, you totally just trumpeted the wooden chair!"

or another way to say it:

"Last night my grandpa totally played the leather couch trumpet!"
by SeptemberAnna July 12, 2012
1 6
An instrument played by egocentric douchebags who think they're better than everyone else. Usually, they wear Polo, coral colored shorts, and Sperrys. If you don't play trumpet, they will hate you forever. They talk crap about people they don't even know. They also drive Mercedes, wear Raybans, and have retarded Afros. They tend to be rather rotund.
Random person: "Hi."
Trumpet player: "I'M BETTER THAN YOU!"
by tromBONER69 September 24, 2011
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