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1. Jersey Guy
A true Jersey Guy, is NOT a guido, or a transplant from newark. He does not show up at the beach in sneakers, jean shorts, a beater or has side burns, and doesn't show up to the bars/club at night wearing tight shirts and over gelled hair. A True Jersey Guy, loves the beach, skips home room because the swells are awesome that morning, has a sweet, charming, and laid back disposition. He can party hard, but take on the responsiblities of life when it calls for it. He is simple and loves the simplicity of his better half, a True Jersey Girl.
"jersey guys best friends are his board, his beer, and his buds"
2. Jersey Guy
A true Jersey Guy, is NOT a guido, or a transplant from newark. He does not show up at the beach in sneakers, jean shorts, a beater or has side burns, and doesn't show up to the bars/club at night wearing tight shirts and over gelled hair. A True Jersey Guy, loves the beach, skips home room because the swells are awesome that morning, has a sweet, charming, and laid back disposition. He can party hard, but take on the responsiblities of life when it calls for it. He is simple and loves the simplicity of his better half, a True Jersey Girl.
"jersey guys best friends are his board, his beer, and his buds"
3. Jerseyguy
Typically a warm-hearted alpha type teddy bear type, probably into Harleys and convertible Vettes.. is a pleasant blend of Saint, Satan yet wouldn't hurt a fly...

Loves his Mom, all animals, helping cook dinner to share by the fireplace while the moonlight shines through the stained glass window of his humble woodsy Jersey abode...

People always feel safe around a true Jerseyguy as whatever it is that he exudes maintains a peaceful and stable environment... nothing will go wrong... just sharing and closeness.

A true Jerseyguy is incomplete though... without his true love... a warm, intelligent, unassuming Jerseygirl!

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4. New Jersey
Hi- I have been living in New Jersey for nearly 11 years now-yeah, thats alot. I am going to give you everything, because i believe you should really be informed of what this place is about. Before i do so, i think you should know something about me. My life/family is interesting, we travel out alot, ive been to almost every state in the country, and many countries too. I have seen the world alot, more than most average people my age. Not to brag or anything, but its true. Ive been to Asia, Europe, etc.

Now New Jersey as a PLACE doesnt have much to offer. My parents always say that they think the "quality of life" has decreased greatly since they moved to New Jersey. So yes, New Jerseyians are sort of missing out on life. It is true. a good mall is basically out of state (from where i live..which is the central). On top of that, NOTHING is within walking distance. There is nothing to do in New Jersey, except maybe go to Six Flags in the summer, which is not to mention i think the best in America. Thats all we have honestly.

But this is not what really BUGS me about New Jersey. What really truely BUGS me are the people here. A lot of the people havent been anywhere out of state, which means the only thing theyve seen in their life is the garbage that New Jersey has to offer. On top of that, people are really rude. New Jersey is the most "in da hood" state ever! We got Newark, Camden, Jersey City...ect.

I am currently in High School, so i will give you a few exampl...
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5. New Jersey
New Jersey Is Better Than your state by far, one of the many reasons for this is a rather eliquant vocabulary during the midst of a rather large ass whoopin, in wich you and your heads get beat down by a 4 to 1 ratio,
NJ Girls Are nOt Trash, They are infact some of the most beautiful albeit opinionated women in the world, They will speak their mind instead of quietly waiting for their"turn" or "chance to speak"
NJ Guys Will probably think they are better than you. Thats only because we are. We Are all self centered egotistical dicks. Its true When Driving we tend to tailgate and brake infront of tourists and fellow jersyians for laughs. Because unlike many other states each of us knows instinctively how to drive from birth. and so drag racing and other such fun road games are common place

In nj there are at least 20 million diners that are opn 24 hours and each serve authentic food .. we have the best resturants outside of new york , some even better,

Aside from the safest cities in the country we also have the most dangerous, Places Like Newark Camden and Elizabeth, Stand in contrast to a town such as Alpine
(Home of million+dollar celbrities like Eddie Murphy and Chris Rock
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6. Brigantine
A tiny island at the Jersey Shore connected to Atlantic City by a bridge. It is frequented by shoobies during the summer, but the rest of the year it is completely dead.

People who live in the surrounding area (Atlantic City, Ventnor, Margate, etc) call Brigantine Narnia because of how desolate and out of the way it is. The residents of Brigantine are strangely odd, similar to the talking animals and mythical creatures in C.S Lewis's Chronicals of Narnia, thus making Brigantine residents known as Narnians.
Girl : Hey- you want to go to that party in Brigantine tonight?
Guy : Are you for real? That place is Narnia... it is mad far away.
Girl: True. And those silly Narnians...
7. wigger
A dumbass term that basically says ALL black people are gangster and saying that white people arent when white people were the first gangsters. Go ahead and thumb me down, I'm just speaking whats true. So dont use wigger use wankster, because not all black people are gangster, actually most of them are cops these days, I'm also not saying all white people are gangster neither, a gangster comes in all races, shapes and sizes, its not some black guy with sunglasses, a flat cap with a bandanna underneath, a bball jersey, shorts and a gold chain. A Gangster is somebody of any race who has joined a gang. Fuckin stereotypes nowadays make it seem like all black people are gangster even if they havent done the slightest crime.
wankster white kid: yo wazup homie g, wanna go bang some fukkin biatches ova der?

Stereotypical Faggot: Shut up wigger, your not gangster because your not black, all black people are gangster.

Normal person: First of all dumbass, not all black people are gangster, most of them are cops nowadays. Second of all white people were the first gangsters so call me colorblind but al capone was pretty white to me.

Stereotypical Faggot: No all thats wrong, I'm always right, all blacks are gangsters and all the other races arent.

Normal person: Ok 100% of that phrase is fucked up. There are white people in the bloods in crips but it isnt common to see them in there, also latinos have been banging as long as blacks have!

Stereotypical Faggot: No your wrong, all blacks are gangster.

Normal person: *stabs the stereotypical faggot* Use the term wankster if you see a wannabe gangster instead of wigger, migger, chigger, or anything ending with an igger. Because gangsters come in all races, its not a black guy with bling bling its someone who joined a gang.
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