| 1. | Mediocre Show | ||
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A podcast based out of Philly, and Portland. The show started in 2005 by Eric Tomorow, and after three episodes Taylor Ramsaur came in as a co-host. Since then they have gone from having only a few people listening to having thousands of listeners all over the world, and have recorded over hundred shows. They talk about random things going on int he world. News stories (mostly about crazy murders or microwaving babies). They tell stories of things that have hapend to them and ocasionaly have some of their friends as guests who tell the fucked up thigns they've done.
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Other segmants include 'Love Hate'. Where people call in and leave messages of either Love or Hate directing them at someone they know or encountered. -Confessions is another segment where people call in with confessions of fucked up things they have done (e.g. jerking off to the Virgin Mary, Rollerblading, cumming on peoples faces, etc. etc.). Through this segment Eric and Taylor have found out that most of their listeners, also known as the mediocre nation, are dirty sex perverts.A top 5 is done every so often where they say their top five of random subjects, such as : wierdest place to beat off; summer songs; worst people to date; people you want hung. Cable dating is a segment where they take the audio from a video recorded my Comcast On-Demand Dating and make fun of the person for their crazyness. Trucker Buddy is one of the most devoted listeners to the mediocre show who calls in often with com... |
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| 2. | good buddy | ||
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Trucker term for a truck driver fudge packer See that driver ,that man wearing hot pink shorts,he must be a GOOD BUDDY.
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| 3. | good buddy | ||
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A term that back in the 70's meant someone on the other end of a CB radio communications that you were on good terms with and since then has morphed into meaning homosexual trucker. 1) Thats a big 10-4 good buddy, it's time to put the hammer down. 2) Roger that good buddy, I'm in the back row of the Flying J and am ready to play meat puppets.
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| 4. | Salt Trucker | ||
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. . . a Salt Trucker is a guy who no matter how many women he is talking to and/or is in the process of hitting on/flirting with goes out of his way to interrupt his friend's respective game normally by pushing his way into the conversation, snatching the buddy's perspective prey away to the bar and/or dance floor etc. This produces the effect of the protagonist or Salt-Trucker throwing "salt" on the smoothness of his friend's game much like salt is used to make slick roads drivable in winter hence the term "salt-trucker" . . . trust me, every group of male friends has one.
Salt-Truckers sometimes operate in stealth mode where they approach women under the guise of "helping you out" or acting as a "wingman." Normally this situation ends the next day when you say "What the hell?" and he says "Dude you so had your chance" and you say "When? That split second between you saying hello and her grinding all over you on the dance floor?" I nearly went home with that girl last night but my Salt Trucker roommate swooped in and before I knew it he had drug her off, and this was after he had been making out with her friend all night.
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| 5. | Niner | ||
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Trucker talk used on CB radios to make the number 9 sound cool when relaying directions, coordinates or instructions. Also used in the military. You have to be an uptight angry white male with either a buzz cut, aviator sunglasses or a flannel shirt to use this term. "We've located Charlie at DELTA, BRAVO, point NINER, over."
"The $2.99 omlette and vanilla shake deal is at the Oasis off of I-two-oh-niner, little buddy. For another 2 bucks the waitress with show you her tankers." |
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| 6. | kojak with a kodak | ||
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a police officer in a patrol car with a radar gun.
trucker CB lingo. Breaker breaker, we got a kojak with a kodak out here at mile marker 171.
10-4, good buddy. |
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| 7. | Ring Around the Congo | ||
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Interstate 285, the beltway around Atlanta, Georgia. So-called because Atlanta is a majority black city with an African American mayor and thus is characterized as "The Congo," a large country in Africa. (Trucker usage) "I'm a-heading to Charlotte, good-buddy, speedballing all the way on 85."
"Roger, that. Due to traffic conditions south-southeast, which is blocked up tighter than a faggot's ass during a Sunday sermon, I suggest you take the northern artery of the Ring Around the Congo." "Roger that, good buddy." |
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