A small turtle, in which you can jizz in.
"Hey rodreiguez, GET UR OWN FUCKING JIZZTURTLE, and stop having rodreigasms, DAAAAAMN!"-Said Horny Jamal
a friendly descriptor for a goofy person who is funny and or mildly annoying simultaneously
that goobah woke me up at 3 am drunk singing "elvira".