well at least we're better than highland and cooler than collinsville.
caleb: "hey man, wanna go to the skatepark?"
derek: "no, im good. im just gonna go drink a lot, then get a blowjob from this chick, then walk on the side of the road to mcdonalds."
caleb: "did you hear there's a dunkin donuts?!"
derek: "holy shit! no way?!"
Two: "Well, we could go to McDonald's...or we could get abducted by a creepy truck driver."