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trolzerker 

one whose strategy for winning competition-based video games, most especially two-person fighting games (e.g., Soul Calibur), is to press as many buttons on the controller as fast as possible in order to launch unexpected attacks, make coincidental defenses, and unleash deadly combos whose existence was unknown to the player
A: I lost to a 'trolzerker!
B: Damn, you're horrible!
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Trowser Snake 

Known to be the worlds most dangerous snake. Colors vary from pink to black. It's fangless, average lenth is 5-6 inches, although some are rumored to reach 8 or more inches (depending on the honesty of the owner)

It usually appears in bedrooms and attacks women in the mouth, lower abdominal area and sometimes the butt.

It's highly venomous spit can cause swelling that lasts 9 months. Infection can occur if proper protection is not worn while handling.

Some mutant species have also been known to attack men from behind.
"Is she pregnant?" " No a trowser snake bit her..."
A woman wearing a huge amount of makeup
I bet she put that on with a trowel....
trowler by tb May 6, 2004

Robin Trower 

Robin Trower is a British blues guitarist who played with Procol Harum in the 1960s and went on to solo work in the 70s, paired up with Jack Bruce of Cream in the 80s, and continues to write music to this day.

His style is noted as being very similar to that of Jimi Hendrix, and like Hendrix he was self-taught.

Despite being relatively unknown in modern times, his debut solo album, Bridge of Sighs (1974), is regarded as being one of the best Rock and Roll albums ever by many critics.
Bill: "Robin Trower is an excellent guitarist"

Jeff: "I quite agree."
Robin Trower by doktorfunk October 26, 2005

trowser snake 

A visible (and quite lengthy) bulge in the trousers, commonly found in aroused men.
Did you see Dick over in that chair? He's got quite a trowser snake going about him.
A total loser who thinks hes very funny and tells stories that have no point. Trowers can be mentally retarded and big fat ass people. Trowers tend to live in a sheltered life alone and grows up to be hermit living in a cave.
When I was exploring the cave I found a trower hiding in the back.
Trower by Jake Stumpf February 19, 2009

trowser snake 

a word often used by homos to describe a mans shlong.
hey ellton why dont u go battle that queers trowser snake.
trowser snake by margie mario January 17, 2008