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Dropping Trouw 

What you're supposed to yell in a log cabin full of people before you take off you swim trunks so everyone can look away and not see your naked butt.
"Dude my fiance's dad went on a fishing trip with me and when we were changing he yelled Dropping Trouw! but pulled the trigger before I could look away and I saw the fruit basket saggin' all over the place"

"wow man im so sorry"
Dropping Trouw by theMACman April 2, 2009
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troubleshart 

When you troubleshoot a seemingly simple issue and end up making it worse, requiring extensive cleanup.
Hey, Joe. Please take a look at this issue and try not to troubleshart it again.
A trouder is the large and foul smelling turd that a tradesman leaves unflushed in your toilet on a day when he's done no work at your property but needs to leave evidence of having been there so that he can charge you a day's wage.

A a homeowner it's a double-downer. You're left battling the monster, peg-on-nose, whilst knowing you're going to have to cough up a days wages.

As a tradesman it's a double-whammy. You have a nice long shit, read the paper on the bog, maybe even have a crafty J Arthur Rank over page 3....And you know you'll get paid for it.
I got home from work, I couldn't see any evidence of any work done to the porch, I assumed Dave the bricky hadn't been round...But as soon as I got in I was hit by the stench....I gravely shuffled towards the toilet fearing the worst. I opened the door, and sure enough...He'd left a trouder. The smell was beyond compare, I can't imagine what bricklayers eat...shit by the smell of it...and it cost me a hundred quid for his day's work.
Trouder by Trouder-swallower April 6, 2014

Trouble puff 

A trouble puff is a testicle. They cause the male species to make a large variety of troublesome decisions.
That damn goat breaks out of his pen everyday because his trouble puffs tell him he’s got places to be.
Trouble puff by Troublepuffs November 23, 2020

Golden Trough 

Another name for Golden Corral. The name Golden Trough is a nod to the restaurant's long open food bar and the animalistic nature of feeding on a large pile of mediocre food with dozens of other members of your species. The nickname is not always intended to be derogatory, sometimes it's a just a sign of self awareness.
D: You free for dinner tonight?
J: Sure. We can do golden trough if you want...
D: Awesome!
Golden Trough by Yce January 20, 2012

vagina trough 

When a girl is so wet from you going down on her that it's like putting your face in a water trough
Dude, I almost drowned in that bitch's vagina trough

Guy #1: Dude what's on your face?
Guy #2: Oh I just went down on this chick and she was so wet it was like putting my face in a trough of water
Guy #1: Yeah, you mean a vagina trough
vagina trough by GTPSaction June 11, 2010

big trouble in little china 

Greatest b-movie ever made. Was ahead of it's time when released, and has since become a cult classic.
Big Trouble In Little China is such an awesome flick.