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Troutzilla 

Like Godzilla, but in Trout form. Likes to prey on younger men, who have abnormal amounts of body hair. Also likes ladies that look alot like them.
(Man 1) "So, dude, have you heard about the legend of Troutzilla?"

(Man 2) "Yeah - I have sexual fantasies over it. Observe my bush!"

*Troutzilla walks onto street, picks Man 2 up, and licks him.*

(Man 1) "Looks like that fantasy is reality." *Winks*
Troutzilla by Cornflakes.Kid September 24, 2009
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trout call 

Often employed by rustics, a Trout Call is what you call it when you fart in hip-waders while fishing.
"Virgil, how're you catchin' so many more than me? "
"Well, I went down the truck stop this mornin' and got me a new trout call!"
trout call by Matt Eagle March 11, 2008

troutpillow 

When a male sticks his genitals between his legs, making it appear as if the genitals are nonexistent and that he is a female.
In the movie The Silence of the Lambs, the psychopathic serial killer who skins his victims demonstrates the troutpillow as he pretends that he is a female.
troutpillow by Richard Gump September 28, 2009

Troutlawla 

A cute person that likes to be called trout and people love him. Every time someone ask him out he would reject them
Girl: Wanna go out with me
Troutlawla:No cuz gay

trout call 

is a call out to ones homies which originated in putey vermont of all places. a way to let someone know you are there. usually sounds strange the first time you hear a trout call. reahuuu!!!
reahuuu! nyahuu! beahuuu! it is perfectly exeptable to make ones own trout call up. but it must be understood.
trout call by goon March 12, 2004
A small shit town ran by white people, with a huge dumbass school in the middle of it.
Fuck Troutdale it sucks there.
Troutdale by Blackwood67889 November 23, 2011

Troutdalian

A resident of Troutdale, Oregon; One who resides in Troutdale; a citizen of the center of the universe.

See also: awesome
Matt lives in Troutdale, also known as the center of the universe.

Wow, It's really Troutdalian today! Yeah these east winds are brutal!
Troutdalian by HD49s March 23, 2012