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when one is unable to see obvious signs that they are in danger.
Friend1: Dude, why did Bob keep acting a fool at the party last night? Everybody there could see he was gonna get his ass kicked.

Friend2: Man, cuz that motherfucker's troubleblind, he never sees it coming.
by sporksshogun March 14, 2014

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