A small carnivorous theropod dinosaur from the Late Cretaceous period. Meaning "wounding tooth" its teeth were serrated like a knife, meaning they could tear through the flesh of its prey with ease. Believed to have had superior intelligence than most other dinosaurs, it was a distant relative to velociraptor and other dromaeosaurs and possessed the large toe claw of these dinosaurs. There evidence that it possessed a full coat of feathers.
Paleontologists seem to agree that Troodon was a vicious little asshole of a dino.
A tromooonkeyurtle is a strangely tall red neck person who prefers to live in South Dakota. He looks like a mix between a troll, moose, monkey, and turtle. He hooks up with High school juniors who are highly intoxicated a week after losing his virginity. (Only drunk girls are attracted to this beast....) After said hook up, the girls will be miraculously teased by their friends and will feel extreme regret.
"Look, over there! Its a Tromooonkeyurtle, ahhhh whats it doing to that poor girl." _Bystander 1
"I think its on top of her.... how gross!!!!!" -Bystander 2
Or
"EWWWWWWWWW! My friend just hooked up with a Tromooonkeyurtle, I have lost all respect for her..." -Friend 1
"I know right... Someone was horny" -Friend 2