an act of sexuality when your partner presents the opening of a trombone/trumpet/saxaphone to your genitals and plays wildly.
ex. 1) Dude, your mom gave me such a tromboner
ex. 2) Hey, play your cards right and you might get a tromboner tonight.
ex. 3) Julie gave me a tromboner yesterday. it was meant to be.
A person that gets a boner, from playing or listening to the trombone music.
He is such a Tromboner!
its where you have a boner over 3 feet
Man she put my tromboner down her throat then i soked her vag
when a women blows into your penis while she is preforming or sex. in the manner of a trombone.
Glenn: " Hey bro, how was that tromboner last night?"
Justin: " Lets just say that her music teacher tought her well!"
when rimming a man, reaching round and stroking him off
he was such a homo, he always was a tromboner
The sexual term for when a male sticks his dick in a females ass and at the same time reaches his hand around and plays with her pussy, and beleive it or not at the same time has room to reach around and makeout with her.
I gave your mom a Tromboner last night.
When an instrumentalist’s (generally those who play brass instruments) penis grows so large and erect, it gives the illusion of a trombone.
James used his massive tromboner to mine the hard to reach places in Suzan’s gaping hole. Amongst the moaning, you could hear a soft, but noticeable “BUM BUM BUM!” signifying the presence of a tromboner.