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The condition of being stuck at work, manning the periodicals desk, when you really need to take a poop but you can't because a patron might need help finding an article in Trombone Enthusiast magazine.
"Jesus, I wish it was 5 so I could go home. I'm getting sooo trombloated"
by chuck_the_plant November 16, 2011

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