Really, a troll is just an intelligent person. Independently trolls, flock to 4-chan where they converge for seasonal mating rituals, called "raids". Coincidentally, trolls are also considered funny amongst their own kind. Kindly, if trolled, back down, as not to aggravate the beast. Always listen to what a troll has to say, it is generally funny. Socially awkward nerds, who intelligently insult the more popular group on social media can be considered trolls. The troll is a vicious creature. Let trolls roam freely on your Facebook, as they will surely correct any idiocy upon it. Especially, when you are a teenager. You should probably know I really like Rick Astley, so go look at the first letter of every sentence.
This post could be considered an attempt at a troll.
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Verb: the act of intentional ignorance or lack of knowledge, commonly intended to cause one else to think lowly of the troll and counter argue with "greater intellect", thus exposing the foolishness of the trollee one who is influenced by a troll.

Troll can also be used as a noun one who performs the act of trolling.
Troll: If you make a box with mirrors, shine a flashlight into it and quickly close the box, you can retain light for later use.

Trollee: With all due respect, that is impossible, by the time you close the box, the light would escape. If you could close the box faster than 186,000MPH, the glass would definitely shatter due air friction itself.

Troll: You know nothing about fisiks. Have you ever tryed it?

Trollee: Look here you moron, learn how to spell first then come to my lab and I'll show you exactly why your hypothesis is invalid.
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Someone who deliberately causes an argument online.
Man that troll spammed up my whole profile!
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Trolls are a subculture of men and women typically in their 20's and 30's that value independent thinking, counter-culture, progressive politics, an appreciation of art and indie-rock, creativity, intelligence, and witty banter. The greatest concentrations of trolls can be found living in the Williamsburg, Wicker Park, and Mission District neighborhoods of major cosmopolitan centers such as New York, Chicago, and San Francisco respectively. Although "trollerism" is really a state of mind,it is also often intertwined with distinct fashion sensibilities. Trolls reject the culturally-ignorant attitudes of mainstream consumers, and are often be seen wearing vintage and thrift store inspired fashions, tight-fitting jeans, old-school sneakers, and sometimes thick rimmed glasses. Both troll men and women sport similar androgynous hair styles that include combinations of messy shag cuts and asymmetric side-swept bangs. Such styles are often associated with the work of creative stylists at urban salons, and are usually too "edgy" for the culturally-sheltered mainstream consumer. The "effortless cool" urban bohemian look of a troll is exemplified in Urban Outfitters and American Apparel ads which cater towards the troll demographic. Despite misconceptions based on their aesthetic tastes, trolls tend to be well educated and often have liberal arts degrees, or degrees in maths and sciences, which also require certain creative analytical thinking abilities. Cons...
Those trolls are always on their bikes.
Why do trolls dress nicely?
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When your parents (mostly moms) say you cant go somewhere and the only reason is because they said so
Son: mom can i go hang out with my friends tonight
Mom: no
Son:why not?
Mom: because i said so
Son: mom your such a troll
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People who disrupt peaceful life
Chris and Grace are Trolls.
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A male, female, or mix who has nothing better to do than post comments on the internet that (he/she/it) believes will get a reaction and disturb the peace. They are usually fat, virgin, single, friendless, and smelly people who listen to Barbara Streisand.
1."OHHHH NO A TROLL!"
"HAHA! UBER N00B FTW OMG I BE PWNING YO MOM!"
"......what the f**k does half of that even mean?"

2. "YES I HIT LEVEL 20 IN WoW! SCORE!"

"Roflmfao! I grinded lv 20 like lightyears ago you n00b ftw!
HAHAHA NOW I FEEL GOOD ABOUT MYSELF!"

"Yea.....but you are still a troll........and a virgin"
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