The following is the unbiased accurate definition of trolls as defined by internet society.

1. Trolls (n.) – the most important and integral part of networked society. The largest, most effective, devoutly objective, chaotically neutral, uniform and selfless autonomous collective to ever grace existence as an order of peace, stability and power. A collective that does not require self-awareness. The last true charitable organization, where every action is one that does not serve the cause of advancement, personal gain, discrimination or betterment. And… the only defense we have against ourselves.

2. Troll (n.) - one who upsets another without reason or direct personal comments.

3. Troll (n.) - the only effective defense against internet tough guys and the spread of ITGS (SEE: Internet Tough Guy Syndrome)
Tom - "Hey Jim, if it wasn't for these damn trolls maybe we could actually enjoy this online game."

Jim - "Tom buddy, if it weren't for trolls people would never raise awareness of this online game's shortcomings and promote the cause for the betterment of all online gaming. But yeah that guy was an asshole, lets go play something else."
by Anticrawl June 10, 2010
Humanoid in stature and speech and thought. Trolls dwell in the forests and caves ov the darkest reachs ov the world. Very large brutish folk with a sinewy complex and mussed beards. some can have tusks or horns some won't.
Usually seen with animal skins and such adorning their person.

Very dangerous and mischievious they are capable ov beserker rage. Usually when angered Trolls will go into a village and pillage!!! taking all the maidens back into forest. they will proceed to have blood orgy with the freshly taken virgins!!!

A Troll will never pass up an opportunity to have a FEAST with Trollfolk and Goblinkind alike.

Raging fires, War Mead, Inhaling sacred herbs and ingesting copious amounts ov MUSHROOMS whilst dancing and singing to the forest.

Thus explains a Troll.....in short
Franz-"HANZ!!! Vut hoppund to yew?

Hanz-"Ach, I's don'ts knows franz. Der Trolls got me und vee pottied til der ealy marn?
by MeadFeast August 31, 2009
Cannibalistic Ogre from mainly Scandinavian Folklore. Hairy, longnosed, brutish and Bug-eyed, they may also have multiple heads or horns. They come in all sizes, and either burst or turn to stone when sunlight hits them. They lurk in gloomy forests and dark caverns, and especially like to devour small children. However, they are usually pretty thick and can be outwitted with clever tricks.
The Females of the species are generally kinder and more intelligent, but still fairly hideous.

Gretir fought one.
Moomins are nice versions.
Gonks are sometimes called Trolls
Billy Goats Gruff are well known Troll Slayers.
To get past one guarding a bridge, just tell them someone grossly fat is waddling the same way about half a mile back. Gets em every time.
by Skeletal Munchkin February 12, 2005
Any person who is so miserable and lacking self worth that said person makes his/her lifes goal of pissing others off and generally being a lamer.
Don't listen to that troll, he hates himself and therefore must bother everyone around him.
by Anonymous September 02, 2003
Verb: meaning to cruise for immediate sexual pleasure without commitment. Common usage for anonymous sex within the gay community. Often characterized by an older man, seeking a younger man, or any man for immediate, often anonymous sexual contact.
That old queen circling the park in the Land Cruiser is just a fucking troll.
by mybluemake March 21, 2005
One who posts content on a forum to make people extremely angry, and possibly start a flame war. In recent years however, trolling has greatly evolved, spawning entire categories of ways to piss people off. Trolls are also largely shaped by their internet environment, such that on forums, they may merely "flame", but on other sites such as anonymous chat sites (such as omegle) they go to great lengths to bother people. These include asking them if they are turtles, like fishsticks, or saying "India". On anonymous video chatting sites, they go to even greater lengths to bother people, making up entire songs and others to bother people. Many examples of trolling can be found on Art of Trolling, a site hosted by the cheezburger network.
Forum troll: Your a faggot so i dont have to aknolege u!111!!!!!
Chat troll: My good sir, it appears that there is a monstrous turtle behind you
Video chat troll: I'm going to dress like a nude girl from behind, but turn around and freak people out when I'm really a guy!
by JoeMcBobski December 20, 2010
1. A word used to describe someone who has opinions you don't agree with.

2. A unfunny meme that has surfaced due to events in the manga called Bleach. It consists of lame posters calling every event they didn't think of and/or didn't like a troll.
Example of Variety 1:

Poster: ''Points out something odd about a character in a comic book"

Mod: ''Deletes post for trolling"

Poster: ''Doesn't bother to argue"
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Example of Variety 2:

Poster 1: ''Posts something notable that people didn't think of but wasn't really that unreasonable"

Poster 2: Author troll lol!!!!!
by Weraser April 17, 2010
1. A person who is sexually aroused by the displeasure of others.
2. A person who provokes others on the internet in order to fufill his or her sexual satisfaction.
3. A sexual deviant whose fetish is schadenfreude.
We can tell Tony is a troll because he keeps masturbating at his computer games and screaming into the microphone "u mad bro?".
by Anownymous December 28, 2010

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