The following is the unbiased accurate definition of trolls as defined by internet society.

1. Trolls (n.) – the most important and integral part of networked society. The largest, most effective, devoutly objective, chaotically neutral, uniform and selfless autonomous collective to ever grace existence as an order of peace, stability and power. A collective that does not require self-awareness. The last true charitable organization, where every action is one that does not serve the cause of advancement, personal gain, discrimination or betterment. And… the only defense we have against ourselves.

2. Troll (n.) - one who upsets another without reason or direct personal comments.

3. Troll (n.) - the only effective defense against internet tough guys and the spread of ITGS (SEE: Internet Tough Guy Syndrome)
Tom - "Hey Jim, if it wasn't for these damn trolls maybe we could actually enjoy this online game."

Jim - "Tom buddy, if it weren't for trolls people would never raise awareness of this online game's shortcomings and promote the cause for the betterment of all online gaming. But yeah that guy was an asshole, lets go play something else."
by Anticrawl June 10, 2010
severely unattractive male with limited speech capabilities.
carey turned around and i vomited on his cords - fuckin troll
by whasthat? June 05, 2006
A sysop (system operator) who sets up a free lady's underwear sample page on his server to troll or phish for lady's phone numbers and addresses.
Better watch out for that troll tryin to get in your panties.
by John Welch April 23, 2006
The act of using escstacy and LSD together, often resulting in out of body like experiences, or prolonged states of orgasmic like feelings, very much appreciated by the experianced user, a bit much for the rookie roller.

Pulling a shrimping or fisning net with a boat.
pulling a fishing lure with a boat.
Man,,I trolled my ass off last night.
Damn I'm trollin.
Leave jack alone! He's trollin.
W.T.F.

Lets troll for shrimp.
Im bord, lets just troll.
by Echosaga April 10, 2006
A stocky in figure of a person with long thick dirty hair that crawles under the bridges. Often dresses like a wanna be biker. Definatly not someone to be trusted
The troll came over right after you left for work and tried to hit on me again. This is a typical trait for a Troll. We'll just call him D
by Joni Walker December 10, 2004
X360 Leon
X360 Leon is a troll because he creates many threads a day on the Call Of Duty World At War forum. In one day he created three threads.
by DC Josh April 25, 2009
A man of they law, mainly police officers.
I was just driving home from this party and troll pulled me over saying I was Driving a stolen car.
by Tanner C. October 08, 2007
A female who is small, has ginger hair, and very fat calfs.
small is classed as 5ft or smaller.the rest is easy to judge, therefore troll
by linda vie November 23, 2005

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