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Really, a troll is just an intelligent person. Independently trolls, flock to 4-chan where they converge for seasonal mating rituals, called "raids". Coincidentally, trolls are also considered funny amongst their own kind. Kindly, if trolled, back down, as not to aggravate the beast. Always listen to what a troll has to say, it is generally funny. Socially awkward nerds, who intelligently insult the more popular group on social media can be considered trolls. The troll is a vicious creature. Let trolls roam freely on your Facebook, as they will surely correct any idiocy upon it. Especially, when you are a teenager. You should probably know I really like Rick Astley, so go look at the first letter of every sentence.
This post could be considered an attempt at a troll.
by Dako September 10, 2012
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A basement-dweller with too much time and too little job.
Troll #1: I'm bored. I wonder if Mike's up for trolling?
Troll #2: You bet I am!
Troll #1: Sweet! Let's go piss people off!
by jakyokufishycookins November 16, 2010
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Someone who is very tall, ugly, and stalks someone. They may have cross eyes
That girl Amy is a total troll and takes pictures of my friend back during lunch. What a stalker!
by Banana Bitch man October 05, 2010
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A poker player that continually plays inferior hands in Online Texas Holdem poker due to their lack of knowledge of the game.
I went all in on the flop after my pocket Aces hit another on the flop. I lost the hand on the river to a troll who hit flush with his 8 3 offsuit.
by MADC1 January 14, 2006
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Meant as an excessive form of lolling. Like "lols (lulz)" is short for lololololololol, "trolls" is short for "trolololololol", except has a greater meaning and effect than "lols (lulz)"
Taylor: I've been flirting with this 14 year old.
Sam: Pedobear is watching your every move!
Taylor: TROLLS!
by XsXmulliX September 07, 2011
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A person who constantly is annoying for personal pleasure. These people do not bathe, change clothing, or brush their teeth. They are highly unwanted among friend groups and are looked down upon.
Scott you are being a fucking troll go away!
by Sam Arnold February 23, 2006
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A slang term used to described a Law Enforcement Officer such as a Police Officer or Sheriff's Deputy, etc. Derived in The South from the word "patrol".
Don't look, but there's a troll behind you!
by buddyleo December 06, 2007
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