Cannibalistic Ogre from mainly Scandinavian Folklore. Hairy, longnosed, brutish and Bug-eyed, they may also have multiple heads or horns. They come in all sizes, and either burst or turn to stone when sunlight hits them. They lurk in gloomy forests and dark caverns, and especially like to devour small children. However, they are usually pretty thick and can be outwitted with clever tricks.
The Females of the species are generally kinder and more intelligent, but still fairly hideous.

Gretir fought one.
Moomins are nice versions.
Gonks are sometimes called Trolls
Billy Goats Gruff are well known Troll Slayers.
To get past one guarding a bridge, just tell them someone grossly fat is waddling the same way about half a mile back. Gets em every time.
by Skeletal Munchkin February 12, 2005
While hated by most, these people are typically non-social for reasons beyond their control, and manage to get that one glimpse at society by eliciting responses from forum-goers who, nine times out of ten, think they know everything and that anything that goes against the norm is bad. There are of course the assholes who do it just for fun, but a lot of these people are suffering: people with manic (or often just plain old) depression, people with real issues in real life, or people who's real life isn't as cupcakes and unicorns as people on the internet assume.

I say this because I know people in real life who many would consider trolls, and they "troll" on forums because they receive no attention from their family and very little from anyone else. They are saints for putting up with it in real life, but it'd be unhealthy to pent up all their frustration. So what do they do? They speak out on the internet, often in obnoxious and annoying matters. The very fact that people respond to what they say is important to them, just because they get satisfaction in knowing that some people somewhere acknowledge their existence, and perhaps more importantly their opinion. Believe me, most trolls you see aren't "a poor excuse of a human being". Their lives in real life is worse than many could imagine. Everyone needs to vent sometimes.
Troll: WOW U FUCKS NARUTO IS FOR HOMOS ONLY.

Forum-goers: U poor excuse for a human being you need to die

Troll (in real life): Man, I don't really like Naruto. But no one knows that. No one in my life give a flying fuck about anything I say or do.
by a somewhat smart person August 28, 2010
1. Mythical humanoid creature said to be tall and brutish, possessing great regenerative powers. they are generally thought of as evil and malevolent, and to feast on human flesh

2. A playable race from the popular MMORPG game World of Warcraft™©®(where applicable) created by Blizzard ™©® entertainment. The Darkspear Trolls are one of the proud and heroic races of the "Horde". They have the racial ability of healing themselves over time,"berserking", "Da voodoo shuffle" and bow specialization. The Horde is the opposing faction of the "Alliance"

3. An internet troll, is any group or person who creates arguments on forums, chat rooms, comment pages, or anywhere on the internet that allows open interaction between people through written text. The skilled troll can create an argument on any subject. They generally use subversive techniques to mislead people in to thinking they believe a point of view that they in fact either know to be false or do not believe at all. A cunning and clever troll can incite an argument with another person over just about an subject.

ie: troll: "Don't you ever read the bible? The earth is the center of the universe, and it's a flat disc" victim: "Wow, seriously? were you home schooled by idiots or something? One of the first things you learn in school science is that the earth is a sphere, and revolves around the sun".

A true troll never actually believes in any statement they make, they spout falsity's in order to create friction.
1. The billy goats gruff were stopped by a troll that lived under a bridge. Harry Potter, Hermoine, and Ron, encountered a troll in the girls restroom.

2. I chose a troll hunter because they have great racial ability's

3. The Landover Baptists are the worlds greatest trolls.
by Mr green April 29, 2013
(noun) Term referring to a person who, throughout the course of a beer pong game, failed to make a single cup and as a result must sit under the beer pong table for the duration of the following game.

(Verb) In the act of defeating a person who has yet to make a cup during the current game of beer pong.
- "One more cup and you're trolled!"

- "This kid hasn't made a cup yet! He keeps this up and he's gonna end up trolled!"

-"Let's troll these kids."

- "Who's that under the table?

----"Just some kid who got trolled."

- "You serious?! I have to play with the troll??"

-"What's going on man?"
---"Just trolling some kids in pong right now."
by stamina123 February 06, 2010
Chiefly used in Michigan to describe the residents of Michigan's Lower Peninsula who live south of (or under) the 5 mile long Mackinac Bridge that connects Michigan's upper and lower peninsulas.
Mary's family from Houghton were concerned about their daughter marrying a Troll from Lansing.
by Jsea March 15, 2005
A person who posts rude, off topic, or other twisted comments in the name of angering people. There are 2 types of internet trolls though. Troll is a shortened version of the term Troller, that means the same thing.

Bad troll: An idiot who can't win in arguments in real life, so he goes on the internet and posts random bullshit to make himself feel better about being a moron. You can usually find these on chatrooms like AIM and comment boards like on Youtube. The also troll other comment boards like aol news (espicially kidnapping cases since they try to look like they did it to look beast)

Good Troll: Rare, but still in large numbers. These are similar to bad trolls but do it for the good of getting idiots off the web, such as trolling someone on Youtube who posts everything their dog does or someone acting tough with a keyboard. Think of it as the Asassain's Creed story, The good trolls are the Asassains and the morons and bad trolls are the Templars.
Example: Good troll finds bad troll and they fight.
Bad Troll(on a kickass mw2 knife kill) OMG NURD GO PL3H BFBC2 IS W3H BETTER TAHN THIS YOU EAT DICK N00BER!!!!
Good troll: Bad Company 2 hasn't come out yet :D.
Bad troll: STFU your a retard i'm going to kill your family.
Good Troll: Good luck E-thug....

Example 2: Good Troll finding someone taped there dog pooping and posted it on YT.

Good Troll: A little privacy for Muffy here would be cool?

Creator: OMG REPORTED LOL U FAIL!

Good troll: ..... youtube doesn't have a report function nor do they give a crap about you and me.

Creator: OMG NO NO I FOUND IT YOUR BANNED!!

Good troll: Idc.
by O rlly owl disagrees February 07, 2010
"Irritus Quodlibet trolololicus" is a beast commonly found on the internet, that feeds on the negitive reaction of other people. the natural habitat of this creature is a image board called 4chan, where the troll will mate and feed. the troll is recognizable by the sound it makes after it has caught its prey; "TROLOLOLOLOLOL", thus, its name. the troll uses a complex system for comunicating that dumbfounds us mere mortals. this undecipherable and VASTLY intelligent language comprises of phrases such as:

ujelly?, umad? and "THE DRIVER KILLED KENEDY LOL". over usage of the word bro and variants such as bro-san are also common.
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by aquaman153 July 07, 2011
Humanoid in stature and speech and thought. Trolls dwell in the forests and caves ov the darkest reachs ov the world. Very large brutish folk with a sinewy complex and mussed beards. some can have tusks or horns some won't.
Usually seen with animal skins and such adorning their person.

Very dangerous and mischievious they are capable ov beserker rage. Usually when angered Trolls will go into a village and pillage!!! taking all the maidens back into forest. they will proceed to have blood orgy with the freshly taken virgins!!!

A Troll will never pass up an opportunity to have a FEAST with Trollfolk and Goblinkind alike.

Raging fires, War Mead, Inhaling sacred herbs and ingesting copious amounts ov MUSHROOMS whilst dancing and singing to the forest.

Thus explains a Troll.....in short
Franz-"HANZ!!! Vut hoppund to yew?

Hanz-"Ach, I's don'ts knows franz. Der Trolls got me und vee pottied til der ealy marn?
by MeadFeast August 31, 2009

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