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Troll-fu: The degree of a person's skill in trolling discussion boards in order to receive hostile responses. Taken from a politics discussion board: "Warning! This book is NOT for Liberals or anyone else who ‘supports the troops, but not the war’. I would not want to be responsible for Liberals going nuts trying to justify their hypocrisy and phony patriotism while reading this book."
This troll-fu would be described as weak and not subtle. |
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| 2. | troll-fu | ||
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Skill at passing off an otherwise troll post as a legitimate argument on a discussion board such as slashdot. The hope is that one motivates many well considered responses despite the asinine content of one's post. Your troll-fu is good, grasshopper. You have combined the OP's straw man with a very original false-dichotomy to set up your assertion that gays should be neutered.
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| 3. | snakes on a plane | ||
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Used to express extreme dissatisfaction with a given situation.
Approximate meaning: "What the fu*k?" God almighty, snakes on a plane, what do you mean we're out of beer?
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| 4. | Huffer | ||
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A denizen of "The Huffington Post" blog: "One who breathes in the rarified, oxygen-starved air of 'The Huffington Post'." "Hi, I'm E. Feet Liberal and I care about important things. That's why I rely on 'The Huffington Post' to keep me up to date with: more...
--politically incorrect words/ideas that have been newly banned by the intellectually enlightened --inane progressive ideology --the latest DNC talking points --cheap shots aimed at anyone and anything to the right of Noam Chomsky and glowing reports about how President Obama is so totally awesome! When common sense and reality threaten to burst my rose colored, progressive bubble, I gain solace from being a Huffer. Reading the anti-American opinions, half-truths and cherry-picked facts reassures me that my hysterical hand wringing, misplaced activism, and blogging about the same, is a wise life's devotion. Amazingly though, there are people who post disagreements with my utopian worldview. They have humbly suggested that my advocacy has no lasting spiritual value--that it's all just wood, hay and stubble. Can you imagine that? For Pete's sake, I'm trying to save the planet from the evils of free market economics! Don't worry though, during these comment exchanges I call upon my academic background, and 'rhetorical kung-fu' skills, to provide a reasoned and enlightened response. First, I stereotype the dissenters as 'typical conservative, racist, sexist, bigot, Freeper, Zionist, homophobe, inbred, Fox News, wing nut, hate mongers.' Then, building on that foundation, I am able to summarily dismiss everything that the dissenters have to... |
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| 5. | Byfuglien | ||
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Sometimes pronounced as Buff-len and sometimes as by-fu-gull-en. However, they both mean the same. Bisexual fucking ugly alien that guy is such a byfuglien
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| 6. | Omegle | ||
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troll central Omegle.com Talk to strangers!
Stranger: i hate life You: life just giving you lemons, eh? Stranger: Def. You: hm. :( mebbe i could cheer you up. Stranger: how? You: amazingly hilarious site esp for ppl whose life has been giving them s**t. Stranger: really? what is it? You: lemonparty.com Stranger: oh, i will most def check it out You: ENJOY! Stranger: FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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| 7. | GB2AC | ||
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GB2AC is short for Go Back To Avatar Chat. This is commonly used on the Battledome Chat board on Neopets as an insult. This is generally only used when a troll or mindless attention seeker comes to ask stupid questions on the BDC (Battledome Chat.) Avatar Chatters hate it when people from the BDC say this to them and take offence and sometimes bring a hoard of their avatar chatter buddies to attack and flame the BDC. Most of the time the BDC people will find this humerus and egg on the hoard of angry avatar chatters by saying things such as "umadbro?" This often ends in multiple frozen accounts and or warnings/suspensions. Avatar Chatter makes a thread something like "You are all rich right!?!?! So give me free stuffs yeah!?!?" and might look something a little like this:
BDCer: No ACer: WHY NOT?!? You don't need it, it's fake, so GIVE ME IT! BDCer: GB2AC ACer: EXCUSE MEH!? STUPID BDC NOOB *ACer brings a mini hoard of drones to help fight with them* ACer: STUPID NOOBS THINK YOURE SO GOOD AND *dung*!! ACer2: YEAH YoU aLL faiL At LiFE! NoObs! ACer3: BULLIES THINK YOU ARE SO MUCH BETTER THAN US!? BDer: umadbro? ACer2: SHUT UP!! ACer: NOOB! I'm NOT mad just like using caps lock OK!? BDer: Yea umadbro ACer: Fu!# YOU G@YBO RAWWR! ACer3: YOU ARE AN IDIOT W@#%ER! BDer2: Lol n00bs =) *Sprays noob be gone* ACer2: F### YoU GIRL! LOsEr! TNT: *Ice ice ice ice* |
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