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4.
resting one's testicles in another's eyesockets while receiving upside-down oral sex.
He did a Trojan War Helmet on her.
by Norristonian April 18, 2004
 
1.
a position in which a man positions his balls over the girls eyes and his penis along her nose to resemble a trojan war helmet
steve was fuckin around with chelsea and rocked a trojan war helmet on her
by BMW March 30, 2003
 
2.
Draping you wang over the forehead and nose of the unsuspecting victim, therefore resembling a trojan war helmet.
Dude, Jerry was sitting in the chair and I snuck up behind him and gave 'em the old trojan war helmet.
by ECGXChuck March 22, 2006
 
3.
Placing one's nuts upon the forehead while the penis is laid length wise upon the bridge of the nose.
I gave my girlfriend a Trojan Warhelmet last night after she passed out.
by Clutch Haskins October 20, 2006
 
5.
Condom. Trojan is a brand name for a condom as well.
When on a date with a dirty, skanky girl with tattoos, be sure to wear your Trojan War Helmet.
by Crazy Sven February 11, 2003