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1. (n) A poop that sneaks out of one's butt by disguising itself as gas.
2. (n) A poop in farts' clothing.
3. (n) A Hershey squirt
Alfred thought he was about to pass gas but much to his chagrin he accidentally released some fecal matter; he was mortified by his trojan fart.
by anonymous January 20, 2004