A family of trailerpark imbred trogs welfare recipients, who typically live with their children. Fat woman and skinny man, usually drunk, who give a new meaning to the phrase "bottomfeeder". Typically have Summer Teeth, some'er here, some'er there.
Hey Brian, did you just see the family of Trogladites man they could eat corn thtough a pickett fence.
by brian August 06, 2005
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a female who has been generously whipped with the ugly stick.
Fuck! Look at that trogladite!
by sam spiller October 09, 2003
A mutant creature so vile, its very presence causes famine, slavery and apartheid. Extreme cases result in genocide.
Jenny was the trogladite at Dave's party. Nine months after the party, Hitler was born.
by Concerned Males Everywhere January 09, 2011
From the prehistoric insects that lived in caves, troglodite is someone who is "out of it," or not "up" on pop culture.
He's such a trogladite; he hasn't even seen the Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee sex video.
by Collectiboy January 13, 2006
The only known species capable of withstanding the stench of the cropolyte, especially when engaging in coitus.
Damn Laura better start looking for a trogladite or else her species dies with her
by JohnnyHR July 10, 2006