|8.||cereal box gang|
The notorious gang consisting of famous cereal box characters including: the Trix Rabbit, Lucky the Leprechaun, Tony the Tiger, Toucan Sam, Count Chocula, Sonny, Cap'N Crunch, and the Honeycomb Crazy Craving.
Note: Although characters may derive from different cereal corporations they are all equally ghetto in their own way and therefore do not need to be excluded or removed from the cereal box gang. Any other cereal box characters not found to be members of the cereal box gang have been thoroughly considered and do not qualify to be ghetto enough for the cereal box gang. To further explore the cereal box gang members refer to www.lavasurfer.com/cereal-guide.html
News Reporter: It was reported that yesterday the notorious cereal box gang robbed a local grocery store of all its cereal. Apparently the leader of the gang, the Trix Rabbit, had roared, "If I don't get some Trix, I'm gonna get angry!" It was then said that a man who found Trix to have a blank taste, called the Rabbit "fruity" and was then beaten by the Rabbit shortly after.
|9.||the breakfast club|
Collective name for those ridiculous characters invented by cereal companies to market their products to little kids (Tony the Tiger, Toucan Sam, the Trix rabbit, Captain Crunch, Count Chocula, etc.)
(scene from "The Breakfast Club")
Tony the Tiger: "Christmas? Yep, it was a banner year at the ol' Tiger residence. My dad hands me a pack of cigarettes and says 'Smoke up, Tony, THEY'RE GRRRREEEAAAT!"
that cereal those kids wont give to that damn rabbit
Bitch pass the trix I'm hungry.
The illest chillest cereal in the world. But I hate that fucking rabbit who totally ruins the commercials.
When i go to the grocery store, i head straight to the cereal section to stab thumbtacks into the Trix box and pierce holes so that a) I can get free Trix and b) that damn rabbit can get his just desserts
Synonym of Cereal Murderer.
Anyone who committed mutany towards Cap'n Crunch, snare-trapped the Trix Rabbit, killed the Lucky Charms Dwarf, and made chicken soup out of Cornelius the Rooster.
In addition, the one that infected the Alpha-Bits computer mascot with the installation of Windows XP and subsequently died of worms and viruses.
Danno's a cereal killer wanted by the FBI (Federal Bureau of Idiots).
1.Uma Thurmans character in Kill Bill Aka "the bride"
Most people don't understand the signifigance of the line "silly rabbit, trix are for kids" but is acctually a foreshadowing of her name.
2.Someone hunting for revenge.
1. Beatrix Kiddo is the character uma thurman plays in kill bill.
2. Yeah she went all Beatrix kiddo on his ass.
1. Someone (usually a girl) who's a tease.
2. Someone who is young and naive.
1. That trix is like those kids who tease the poor rabbit.
2. She pretends to be grown-up, but she's really just a trix.