Tristan is the most amazing-est guy there ever is. His beautiful amazing eyes, his laugh, his jokes, his perfume, his personality, his everything. Tristan is a guy who would crack the awkward moments, be the most joyful person to be around, laugh at everything and anything, his silly but adorable jokes. Everyone loves Tristan. The special girl in his life (random name: Dawn) feels to be the most luckiest, happiest girl alive Bible. Tristan makes her feel endlessly loved, endlessly cared about, endlessly a lot of things. He's her world, he's her life, he's her future husband, he's her Squishy (Finding Nemo Jelly Fish), and he's her Silly Billy. Tristan is a very loved person. Dawn loves Tristan.
Boy: Have you met Tristan?
Girl: Yeah of course. Who wouldn't love to meet Tristan? He's such a babe.
he can be the most attractive person ever but when you figure out his personality.. .it just ruins everything. He'll like you, but if he finds a better girl he'll push you to the side and forget you were even there. He'll call you nasty names and he'll even go for your bestfriend OR EVEN YOUR SISTER! He's a huge player and lies alot so watch out for tristan.
Friend: Hey tristan! up for hanging out today?
Tristan: nahh im grounded!
Friend: okay bye then
*tristan invites girls over*
The biggest asshole you will ever meet. He'll lure you in with his musical talent, but will turn out to be an untalented douchebag who would rather cheat on his girlfriend and lie about it for months than just grow a pair and fess up. Meeting a "Tristan" will waste your time and energy.
"You see that ugly dick over there?"
"Oh yeah, he's such a Tristan"
A british school boy looking for a horny blonde. The name tristan was a popular name in europe and still is today. The species of tristans get horny wen hearing monkeys grunt at their moms
tristan goes to zoo and sees monkeys having sex and asks his mom, " what are they doing mommy." then she says' "baking a cake." next they go c alligators and the kid says, " they're baking a cake too." the next day the kid says to the mom, "i heard u and daddy baking a cake last night." then she says, " howd u know." then he says, " bcz i licked the frosting of the couch. ;)
Tristan is a word for idiot and completely a fucked up person and also a manwhore.
That guy is a Tristan (manwhore)
Normally have small dicks and are pricks dont know how to treat a girl what so ever
lmfao . he has a small dick
opss dont pull a tristan
Self-righteous, manipulative asshole who deals with his insecurities by tooling girls.
Girl 1: My heart is broken!
Girl 2: Tristan?
Girl 1: How did you know?
Girl 2: It happened to me too.