that would qualify someone to appear on the UK TV chat show Trisha. These may include fathering children by more than one girl, performing benefits fraud, having drugs problems or generally being a little scally.
Oh my god, who could be the father on my latest little runt? Could be the pizza boy, scary dave from the feathers, russell brand... I need to do a Dad's Not Around test on Trisha.
Dude, you got some major trishues!