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lay down a girl, and simultaneously shit on her chest, jizz on her face, and throw up all over her. youve just performed the trishot bullseye.
some 2nd grader looked at me wrong, so i gave the bitch the trishot bullseye. thats why i can never go back to being a teacher.
by ballcuzzi April 20, 2005