a group of kids, mostly skater fags, who love to constantly repeat the word tank (i.e. tanked, your so tanked, i tanked you, hey lets go out back and tank, have you ever been tanked by a man before?, come over and we'll tank all night long, dude touch my tank, shoot your tank all over my tank, or yo tank get in my tank and lets tank it over to tankville where we'll do some major tanking)more...
they also enjoy pretending that theyr from the streets, whilst beeing rich.
at a tank kid party or "tankfest", tank kids engage in borderline gay shit, such as the game "mushie cookie", which involves tank kids standing in a circle jerking off on a cookie, the loser eating the jizz-cookie. tank kids get away with such behavior by claiming its "cool" and "super tank" and "totally ungay".
to add to their fagginess, they wear extreemly tight pants, straight hats, sweatband/wristbands depicting retarded images such as skull and crossbones or pink and yellow polka dots (aka "tankbands") and often skateboard outback of pizza shops, drinking rockstar and monster energy drinks, whilst smoking cigarettes purly to look cool and ungay in front of the tank higher-ups, reapeating phrases such as "dude did u see me tank that flight of stairs?" or "brohan, i just grinded my tank all over that rail" and "tank it up tankenstein".
it is well known that tank kids are shitty fighters and pussies, not unlike their emo and guido counter parts, thus, they must travel in large groups, carrying k...
When somebody sees five skaters, or tanks, within 4 seconds of each other. This is also called a Tank Spree.
If you are the daring type and you want to witness a tanktacular, just go to any pizza shop and look in the back for a gang of these fags. but be careful.
Tanks are known to carry knifes because they know that nobody likes them and that somebody will kick the shit out of them if they don't bring a weapon.
Tanktaculars are very rare and can cause one to get on his or her knees and ask god why he made such people. The reason is because god knows that making fun of such fags is very fun.
The easiest way to spot a tank is to look if he has a skateboard and an rockstar or monster eneregy drink in his hands, a wristband on his arm, also known as a tank band, and pants at least two sizes too small.
For more information about tanks please visit tank kids.
1. Tom: Yo Drew, i saw a tanktacular today.
Drew: Where were you?
Tom: I was driving by Sean O'tankly's house and him and his "boyz" were jerking each other off.
Drew: Well I'm sorry you had to see that. These dam tank kids just walk around fucking up the whole town.
2. Lela: Holy shit! Sean O'tankly has my sun glasses on. Drew and Tom can you help?
Drew: Ya there are too many tank kids for one girl to handle. Tom and I will take care of this.
Tom: Yea, don't worry Lela.
Lela: But there are at least five of them in there.
Tom: O MY GOD..... We've got a tanktacular!
(Drew and Tom ruthlessly beat the shit out of the tank kids. They obtain Lela's sun glasses off of Sean O'tankly)
|3.||Tripple Decker A.C. Slater Crumpkin|
One of the most pleasureable, distgusting, and dangerous forms of vandalism. Smoking crack while simultaneously recieving head, and taking a shit in the top tank of a toilet. The female performing the oral sex is sitting on the bottom part of the toilete backwards, like A.C. Slater, taking a shit.
hey jeff how was that party? it was cool, but someone did a tripple decker a.c. slater crumpkin in my toilet and it smells like hagrid's butt in my house!