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Commonly refers to the induced removal of a zygote, embryo, or fetus before viability. Elective abortions often only occur in the first trimester, and any abortions that take place in the second or third trimester are done strictly for medical reasons.
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Is abortion murder? No, it does not fit the legal definition. Murder requires the victim to be a legal person -- a born human. In some cases, it also applies to third-trimester fetuses, as they may have reached viability. Abortions that occur at this time only occur because the mother's health is in danger, the fetus will not survive after birth, or the fetus is already dead and has not miscarried. Is the fetus a person? Legally, it is not recognized as a person. As the concept of personhood is subjective, there are many individuals which believe the fetus deserves the rights we have. This is where all abortion debates stem from. Is abortion a solution for teenage sluts who don't use protection? As a whole, no. Of all women who seek abortion, less than 10% had used no contraception. Teenagers who seek abortions account for less than 20% of the whole. The largest group of women seeking abortions, at 33%, is married women who either already have children or want children in the future but are not yet ready. Does abortion cause infertility and other complications? Very rarely. In early abortions, complications are very scarce, and any complications that arise are usually dealt with. Late term abortions present more ... |
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| 16. | jumba | ||
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A word to describe an unborn female baby in the first to third trimester. Jumba, daddy luvs you.
How are you doing jumba? |
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| 17. | jesus weld | ||
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1. The raised line running sagittal along the median of the scrotum. Formed prenatally in the first trimester when the potential labia fuse together. Most notable after swimming in cold water. So named because this is where Jesus "welded" the scrotum together.
2. That line on the nutsack going from the gooch to the dons. "Lisa licked all up on my Jesus weld last night."
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| 18. | abortion | ||
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Abortion is right because:
Killing helpless babies is comletely natural and a normal thing to do. After all, if something is inconvenient, kill it! If the baby is born, you won't know what to do with it. There is no such thing as adoption. It is the baby's fault for you getting pregnant. This is why you have every right to kill him/her. ITS THE BABY'S FAULT! It would be utterly horrbile to carry a baby for 9 months that you didn't want. Why should you give your baby a chance at life? Murder is a beautiful thing! And its morally right! Babies have no purpose in this world. All of them should be exterminated. Seriously though, babies are helpless and innocent. And for the people that think that the babies aren't techincally "alive" yet. In the first trimester of prenancy, that child has a heartbeat and it can move its tiny arms and legs. That is, until its tiny body is brutally taken out of the woman's womb and killed. If we were at all humane, we would at least inject a painkiller inside the child before murdering it. Abortion is legalized murder.
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| 19. | maieusophile | ||
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A Person who has a strong liking or a fetish for second trimester pregnant women. That guy over there is a maieusophile. He always flirts with pregnant women and always draws them too.
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| 20. | captain obvious | ||
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A phrase quite obviously inspired by John Madden. Contrary to popular belief, Captain Obvious is capable of flying but is afraid to, so he drives around the country in an RV, constantly on the lookout for blatantly obvious things to explain to the general public. Buffalo trails New England by three at the two minute warning. When we return, that means Buffalo will have two minutes left to try to score. A field goal will tie the game. A touchdown will put Buffalo ahead. If Buffalo scores with any time left on the clock, New England will have a chance to score. If Buffalo kicks a field goal, a field goal will be enough for New England to win the game. If Buffalo scores a touchdown, New England will need a touchdown to win the game. Unless Buffalo misses the extra point, in which case New England can tie the game with a field goal following Buffalo's field goal. Of course, any time remaining will give Buffalo another chance to score and go ahead. Oh, and I've talked for so long that the game is now over. I don't think Buffalo scored. Now if you'll excuse me I need to attend to my, "ahem", other civic duties by driving around the country in my ridiculous RV, alerting the American public that gas costs more than it did last year, there are 50 stars on the U.S. flag (same as the number of states!!), Bill Clinton had a fling with an intern IN THE OVAL OFFICE, and I am the most colossal jackass in the history of RV-driving douchebags ever to announce pro football games on a level far below the intelectual capacity of a first trimester fetus conceived via incest. Until next Monday Night, with Al Michaels, this is Captain Obvious.
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| 21. | final | ||
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An ugly thing that college and high school students must deal with at the end of a semester/quarter/trimester. Very unpleasant to deal with. When dealing with a "final", one usually drinks excess amounts of coffee and sleeps very little. sad student: I have a 3 hour final in my Chem 3B class and I think I'm gonna bomb it.
sympathetic friend: I'm sorry, I feel your pain. I have a lab final tomorrow in Bio 1A. sad student: bummer |
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