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Close cousin to the tradition dildo. Differs from its cousin in the respect of being accepted as luminous. Being compared to glow worms, it possesses calming but beautiful trajectories of pleasing mucus.
She smacked that trilldo all around the place.

She red dragoned me with the trilldo

She devoured the trilldo with ease.

I'd never seen a trilldo disappear into a woman that fast before.
trilldo by Dillisfarmer June 7, 2014
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1 in 7.5 Trillion. 

The chances of Dream's """"Luck"""" in his Latest Minecraft Speedrum
Guy 1 : Bro you won the Lottery thats like the chances of Dreams Luck

Guy 2 : Yeah, 1 in 7.5 Trillion.
1 in 7.5 Trillion. by Yoyle December 20, 2020
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2.3 trillion dollars 

A government agency misplacing a large sum of money and then the next day the getting attacked.
On September 10, 2001 the pentagon announced that they couldn’t account for 2.3 trillion dollars and lost it. The next day well you know what happened.

gum-dog trillionaire 

Related to, but not the same as gum-dog millionaire, or gum-dog billionaire.

Gum-dog trillionaire is some next shit.

Neither noun, n'or adjective, gum-dog trillionaire is a form of slang originating from the depths of the Oakville sub-urbs. More specifically, it refers to a sexual act, typically involving just two individuals, one more prone to being quite old in age.

To 'Go Gum-Dog Trillionaire', in essence, means to removes one's fake teeth, and go full-buck in a deep throat gaggle fest upon another male's apendage. Slob, bob, n' gob; the fully monty, the whole 9 yards - you name it - can occur here, so long as the main requirement is always met: no teeth.
Guy 1: Yo man you wont believe what happened to me last night.

Guy 2: Whoh hoppun?

Guy 1: I met the hottest chick at the bar, and I took her home for some techno and butt sex, next thing i knew she was walkin into the room with a glass of water in her hand.. and then she did it...I couldn't believe it.

Guy 2: Whawh?

Guy 1: She pulled her teeth out and put them in the fuckin jar!! I went limp immediately..

Guy 2: Oh mahn dah suhhk

Guy 1: Yeah but then she gave me the best blow job ever.. total gum-dog trillionaire..

Guy 2: ??
The dildo used by Rammstein's singer, Till Lindemann during the ever so popular Bück dich performance.

It squirts out either custard, milk, or a mix of alcohol and milk.
Man! Did you see the Tilldo? He was about to get it in Flake!
Tilldo by S-Führer April 23, 2007
Trillyon, also known as LCA Trilly, Trilly is just short for Trillyon.
Damnnnnn Trillyon's music is fire!

Ong Bro! LCA Trilly Issa Goat fr

Trillionsome

Sexual intercourse involving one trillion beings. Probably not possible.
dude I just had an epic trillionsome with a lot of girls!!!!!!111!!!
Trillionsome by SomebodyUnoriginal January 30, 2019