1. Having sex with three women in the same day.
2. Having sex with a different woman every day for
three consecutive days. (simp definition)
No way, that simp game motherfucker couldn’t get laid in a Tijuana hor house.
He said he hit Sarah after breakfast, poked Ali around lunchtime, and boinked Kelly when he left the club.
Did you see the way Mike and Chris exploded at the same time!? That trifuckta really changed my life