|1.||Hot Mess Trifecta|
A female that possesses no attractive features at all what so ever.
A female that has a trifecta of ugly: ugly face, no boobs, and no ass.
Samantha Ronson is a hot mess trifecta
when two dudes are docking while on top of a chicks face, simultaneously giving her a roman helmet AND a cincinnati bowtie.(changes to a superfecta if the cinicnnati bowtie man gives her a hot karl)
(two bi-dudes to one another) "hey roy, see that girl over there, we should totally rock the trifecta on her" "you know what lewis, lets make it a superfecta"
A legendary beirut/beer pong shot that lands on the tops of four cups simultaneously. Considered the rarest shot in the game, topping even the trifecta, 2-cup knockover-and-sink, and simultaneous 6-cup game-ending double bounce-in. Counts as 4 cups and has never happened in recorded history of the game, despite being theoretically possible.
So rare for the following reasons:
1) Only possible with smaller-than-average cups.
2) Only possible when cups are arranged in a perfect square formation (not possible in a standard game).
3) The physics of it happening are similar to those of the trifecta, which almost never happens in itself.
Witnessing Dan's game-ending quadfecta in the semifinals of the Theta Delt beirut tournament was a thing of beauty comparable to seeing the face of God Himself smiling down on you from the heavens.
Blowing a single load on a chick's face, tits, and mouth. A daring and difficult move when attempted on an unwilling partner, but when a slut assumes the position for it, you know she's a keeper.
Dude, I blew an epic load last night, and moved like lightning to hit the trifecta. Bitch didn't know what hit her!
Holy shit, when she tilted her head back, opened her mouth, and lifted up her tits I couldn't hold back and blasted her with cum. What a horny little slut! You know I'm gonna hit that again and again and again!
When a girl is wearing Ugg boats, a North Face jacket and a Burberry scarf.
Person A: "Dude check out that prude over there!"
Person B: "Which one?"
Person A: "The brunette wearing the black North Face jacket, Burberry scarf and Ugg boats."
Person A: "TRIFECTA!!!"
A particularly retarded AIM robot who can't even follow two lines of a conversation. Humorous, all the same.
PimPerCrOmBiE 33: you're gay
SmarterChild: That doesn't really matter, does it?
PimPerCrOmBiE 33: you're a gay robot
SmarterChild: Correct. I am a robot.
PimPerCrOmBiE 33: no, you're a GAY robot
Wow, that SmarterChild is a retarded child.
|7.||The Great Conformocrite|
Adjective. (Describing Word)
To be both a conformist and a hypocrite at the same time.
Conformist = Conform
Hypocrite = Ocrite
What a combination. It's basically when you find a person that will say he hates something in order to "fit in", and then find out it's actually cool, and then proceeds to do whatever is considered "cool" (The thing the person just said they hated).
Very rare, but if you know someone very well, a lot of them can sometimes be The Great Conformocrite.
Wow look at that creature being The Great Conformocrite. OH you mean Jason Kjell?! Oh yeah, he's gay.
Jason Kjell Says: Dude, I think having destroyed ripped up pants looks super homoish.
(We leave for X-mas break, then come back to school.)
The creature Jason Kjell is all prepped out, doing exactly what The Great Conformocrite would do.
(Jason Kjell is also a pussy-bitch.)