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Joey Tribbiani

Joey (short for Joseph) Tribbiani is a fictional character on the show Friends. He is not very smart but he is surely a loyal and loving friend. He seems like a perverted womanizer but he is well-intentioned. Joey has a childish side and gets grumpy often but it just adds to his cuteness. Both his eyes and smile are so wide and just a look at him will definitely make you smile . Joey is not that tall but he has strong masculine features which makes him highly attractive and good with the ladies.

Joey has a catchphrase that he uses while smirking to grap women's attention : "how you doin?". His very deep voice adds even more sexiness to the catchphrase.
Example 1:

Friend : "Joey Tribbiani is on T.V."

Me : "OH LORD look at that cute smile , it just melts my heart."

Example 2:

Me: *just in the kitchen making coffee*
Me: *remembers Joey*
Also me: *smiles* HE'S JUST TOO ADORABLE
Joey Tribbiani by Arwalovestøp November 7, 2019
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Joey Tribbiani

The greatest character in television history popularized on the classic television show Friends.

1)n. a senseless act of stupidity
2)n. making an absurd sexual advance
3)adj. an expression of great confusion
1,2. He just pulled a Joey Tribbiani.
3. The look on his face was that of Joey Tribbiani.
Joey Tribbiani by Bam May 22, 2004
Related Words

tribbing 

From "tribadism" which refers to lesbianism. Derived from the Greek "tribas" (a lesbian) and "tribo" which is the verb "to rub".

Refers to "scissoring" which is when two women rub their vulvas and clitoris together as a form of non-penetrative sex. Can also refer to "frottage" (rubbing) of the woman's vulva against something for sexual stimulation.

Not specific to humans, this behaviour is also observed in nature. In particular bonobo monkeys, where female to female genital rubbing is common (about once every two hours).
You've never tried tribbing in the missionary position? You should!
tribbing by Elizababe May 11, 2013
A mentally retard person with down syndrome. Often seen packing your groceries or saying "HEEELLLOOOOOOOO" while you casually try to walk away quickly. Tribits are friendly and always mean well, but are often ignored in order to avoid the awkward uncounter. They enjoy flailing their arms about and shaking random people's hands. Some may even wear those little red propeller hats.
I was scared to make eye contact with the tribit, because I was scared he'd come talk to me.

The last thing I wanted to do was to show that I was friendly. That tribit sitting by me in the food court had his eye on me just waiting to lick my spoon or something.

I just watched out of the corner of my eye as he put the urinal mint in his mouth. I was going to say something but this particular tribit looked like he was capable of beating my ass.
Tribit by UmThatGuy March 5, 2013
A mix between a troll and a hobbit. A short fat man, who has really hairy feet and a big belly. They also smoke weed and eat bare munchies
I heard that trobbit looking guy fancies Amy? Na he's way to short and fat for her man.
Trobbit by Hello trobbit June 6, 2017

Tribbing 

A survival technique enabling two women to start a fire using nothing but their vaginas. Both women must be without cloths and pressed against each other in a scissoring manner. They then must rub, hump and grind their womanhoods together causing a rather tremendous amount of friction. This can sometimes take a while but if done correctly over a dry pile of tinder, a single spark can produce a roaring fire.
...After our canoes flipped and all of us were soaked to the bone in below freezing temperatures, I thought we were all doomed. Luckily, Mother and Aunt Joan knew exactly what to do and wasted no time. Within minutes they were producing enough smoke to send a signal for help and finally after a few sparks came off of them we were able to start a fire big enough to keep all of us warm and dry untill help arrived. Tribbing saved my life and the lives of those I love.
Tribbing by McTobes August 18, 2019
n. 1. A corpse found headless that wasn’t mortified by decapitation. 2. A slurred pronunciation of tidbit.
John: Bill, come look! I found a twibbit!

Bill: That isn't a twibbit, John. You can see very clearly that there are wounds around the neck created before mortification!
Twibbit by Flashlight50 November 7, 2012