Triabeetus

Tri-uh-beet-us Major form of Diabeetus. Hope cannot be considered. The Beetus that has gone beyond Dia. (anything over Dia) Continues in numeric order according to body mass index. Continuation.... Quadribeetus, MuhmuhmuhMonster Beetus, and Infibeetus, until reaching the pinacle stage: ULTRA! ULTRA! ULTRA! ULTRA! Commonly followed by The Gout Foot.

Coffee: (not as in the drink) "Now boys, you can have Diabeetus, but Triabeetus?! GOT-DAYUM! Fat tax is comming soon..."Man, Fuck da Police!"

CALL LIBERTY!!

"Yeah, tested my Beetus today, my OneTouch reads about 150." "Yeah, I got this summ bitch on cruise around 450."

My God Johnson, this beetus is off the charts! Hees gonna go into a fuckin triabetic coma.

Beeting it up with zingers. "Imma Beet It Up"

Triabeetus by Them Flan Boyz September 7, 2009

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Triabetes

When a person is three times the weight of the average diabetic.

Young Blood 1: I don't think the word"diabetes" correctly defines that American woman over there.
Young Blood 2: Have you heard of triabetes?

Triabetes by blackandyell0w April 4, 2017

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Triabetes

"The one that comes after diabetes." - Woody Harrelson

I have triabetes.

Triabetes by Executive-X February 25, 2023

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Triabetes

When someone is three times the weight of an average diabetic.

"Did you see that guy in McDonald's!?"

"Yeah! He must have had triabetes!"

Triabetes by Paulie! April 4, 2017

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How bout dem knicks?

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.

Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?

How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005

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Power Couple

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.

I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.

Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

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