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While some definitions are semi-correct, this one aims to entertain the reader while shedding light on this subject. Delta Delta Delta, better known as Tri-Delta or Tri-Delt. **You know what they say**: Can't get laid, try delt (everyone else has)! (According to folklore, the three Deltas represent three "points" or erect cocks Tri-Delts strive to have in or around their mouth, have between their legs, and otherwise entertain, at all times) >>>>Tri-delts are largely involved with philanthropy and community service. Their signature event is year-round: raising men's self-esteems, reminding them there are always girls who will have sex with them, since 1889. An anonymously written poem: Say! I like getting ram- med, yes I do!! I like cocks, Sure I'll sleep with you! Your friend wants in, I'll fuck him too! You want a reach around? You want to fuck on the ground? I can't handle a big schlong?? Oh, you sir are ever-so-wrong! Eifel Tower me. Cover me, Shower me, make it rain. Do it the dark. And on a train. And in a car. And in a tree. Sex with me is so good so good you see! So I will suck on cocks Protruding from a "Big Sausage Pizza" box. And I will take it from three, maybe four, Of your friends, you think I haven't done this before?? And I will fuck over here and over there. I Say: I will eat cock ANYWHERE! Are you sad you can't get a date? While you beat off to a playmate? Listen here, without a doubt This is true: I put out By jove, it's not too late,
Remember, the adage is true: Whatever the reason, I'll fuck you, If any of this you've ever felt, Then by god, you should be a Tri-Delt! Can't get laid, Tri delt. - - - - >>>Commrade 1: "What it is man?" (handshake that lasts no less than 12 seconds) >>>Commrade 2: "Tryin' to get my dick wet tonight! (ingests copious amounts of drank) Hit up that party down the street, it's sick as shit! Table dancers, no cover, kush out back...it's practically a reverse-sausage-fest! _______But! Always have plan B, my fine soon-to-be-vomiting-because-you-just-finished-that-fifth-of-jack-alone-curled-in-a-ball-in-the-corner friend--can't get laid, Tri-Delt (*wink*)" >>>Commrade 1: (Very animated as visions of fornication flood his intoxicated mind...as Tri-Delts have the reputation of being "easy" often (not always). Returning to reality after a 4 second LAG) "Awww yea!" --Fin |
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