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Trenches 

A crime ridden area or hood known for its crimes and violence.
Trenches by Platano Power November 20, 2016

trench spike 

A weapon used during WWI to stab peoples in the brains. Also, an exceedingly good anti-zombie invasion weapon.
!) Zhe Germans are coming. Do you have your trench spike?

2) Zhe Zombies are coming. Do you have your trench spike?
trench spike by Vladimir McCools October 23, 2007

Trench Penis 

Affliction of the male member that is caused by prolonged exposure to a partner's intergluteal cleft. Symptoms of trench penis include a burning sensation, swelling, discoloration, and a prickly or heavy feeling in the peen.

While spooning and lap-sitting are the most common causes for trench penis, any activity that involves arousal near a partner's anal bosom puts a male at high risk. Flatulence during these activities has been known to accelerate the onset of trench penis.
John was forced to use a wheelchair for 2 weeks during his grueling struggle with trench penis. His doctor advised him to try being the little spoon next time. I heard his prangus looked like a moldy cucumber.
Trench Penis by G.FRESH. October 10, 2016

Butt trench 

A deep trench found in the butt, often climbing to the back of ones head.
"dude, I can see Jean's Butt trench from here. "
Butt trench by #dildo February 9, 2017

Dwyer Trench Coat 

A Student at Paul Dwyer CHS who wears a Trench Coat with Candy Canes on the shoulder. He pretty much knows everyone in the school and everyone pretty much seems to know of him or actually know him. He is very chill, unless your on his bad side. he also turned his locker into a mini convenience store called "The Stash Locker" which was filled with pops, snacks and candy. He's also been known for taking pictures of students around the school for their Instagram Accounts. A lot of people in the school like him (including Teachers) but he does have beef with some people tho. He's kinda highly respected among students in all grades and he is VERY respectful to others as well. Lastly the Dwyer Trench Coat Dude is what some would call The Heart Of Dwyer or The Student Heart Of Dwyer. He is an amazing and nice, cool dude and anyone who knows him or hears of him will know that.
Student One: Bro school is going to be weird when the Dwyer Trench Coat Dude graduates this year
Student Two: You're right. He always has a good vibe and brings a good vibe to everyone he meets.
Student One: I'm going to miss him
Student Two: Me Too!
Dwyer Trench Coat by theanimeplug January 16, 2022

Trench Kid 

Trench Kid (pr. Noun)

1) Kids that have grown up from a torn youth. Typically from poverty stricken regions.

2) People that are woke / emotionally intelligent/ or emotionally skilled and know they are valuable..
Ex. 1
Growing up as a trench kid, Sally knew she wouldn't repeat the cycle.

Ex. 2

Billy had it tough.

Yeah. He was in the Group Home system; A real Trench Kid
Trench Kid by LeastWorstDad January 4, 2021