Tree Topper 

The act of giving a blow job and gently nibbling on a circumcised dick just below the head.

Go ahead and try to tree topper me baby.

Tree Topper by rb8841 November 29, 2012

Ringwood tree topper

The chick eats prunes or some other mild diuretic, makes her guy get hard and rides his pole anally. When she starts to "leak" excrement, she sits down as far as possible, slowly lifting up inch by inch to create a "ring" pattern of shit on his dick (thus, ring-wood). When she gets to the very tip, she lets go of a little more chocolate sauce than normal to create a tree-topper effect, which will eventually drip down the sides of his pole like droplets, so that his ringed wood now has what looks like Christmas balls 'round the holiday hard-on.

Miguel like to get the Ringwood tree topper after Jenifer eats lots of tacos.

Ringwood tree topper by "Evil Jim" Def created by: The Void January 12, 2008

treetopping 

Removing the top position of an organization. Costs associated with CEO's usually do not go down when revenue falls. Also, they are comparable to running an entire division. Measurable contribution is difficult to ascertain but the funds freed up are substantial with very little human suffering.

The stockholders were revolting and treetopping the organizations.

treetopping by Chris0101 April 29, 2008

tree topper 

a backstabbing girl who just asked her friends ex-boy out, within the hour they broke up.

oh my god she is such a tree topper

tree topper by lipglosslover+Mrs.Petty June 19, 2006

Granite tree-topper

A punster way of saying 'Rockstar'. Generally used to refer to people who have done something exceptionally nice or impressive or are all around awesome.

Wow, Hana, you're a granite tree-topper!

Granite tree-topper by StoneCeleb June 30, 2021

Treetromper 

A Treetromper, Is an Native American Slang For Calling Someone in Their Kin (Family) A Fatass.
A TreeTromper also has Type 3 Diabetes, And Will die of a Heart Attack, and Then will be Eaten By Their Kin For Rations on the Lonely Journey.

Ara Ara~ Onii-Chan. You’re a TreeTromper Go Lose Some weight..Fatass

Treetromper by Masturbation Beating off May 9, 2019

"Ringwood Tree Topper" 

The chick eats prunes or some other mild diuretic, makes her guy get hard and rides his pole anally. When she starts to "leak" excrement, she sits down as far as possible, slowly lifting up inch by inch to create a "ring" pattern of shit on his dick (thus, ring-wood). When she gets to the very tip, she lets go of a little more chocolate sauce than normal to create a tree-topper effect, which will eventually drip down the sides of his pole like droplets, so that his ringed wood now has what looks like Christmas balls 'round the holiday hard-on.

Miguel enjoyed the "Ringwood Tree Topper" when Jennifer ate too many tacos.

"Ringwood Tree Topper" by "Evil Jim" Def created by: The Void January 12, 2008