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4.
A Retard who dosn't move, thus appearing to be a tree.
Bob: Hey Frank you're a retard, Do you mind if I use you as an example?
Frank: Sure, go ahead
Bob: OK Then, Dont move
Frank: OK Bob
Bob: What A Treetard
by -SaintAnton- December 07, 2007
 
1.
as retard but bigger and thicker
my sisters so stupid shes gone beyond being a retard, shes a treetard
by Andrew Collinson March 27, 2008
 
2.
A retard who loves trees (tree hugger)
The treetard loves his vegetables
by Republican Nazi July 24, 2003
 
3.
A person deeply rooted in stupidity. Use: When you want a word to offend people without them fully knowing
Enemy Guy/Girl: Hey Stupid!

You: Hey Treetard!
by maddycatson August 21, 2012
 
5.
Low intellect tree removal worker.
Graduated high school by the skin of his teeth.
"Oh, Golly sue, This branch needs to be trimmed. Better call a treetard"
by Jackie Walker January 18, 2005
 
6.
An individual who has smoked, or otherwise inhaled drugs into a retarded state of being.
Brad smoked so many trees, that he is now a treetard. For shame.
by el hobo September 16, 2008