Johnny Treeboy

The baldest and shortest guy ever. He's so short he will drown in the shallow end of a swimming pool. got third place in danse competition

Joe: bro i was in a dance compotition and i got 4th
Mama: who got third?
Joe: johnny treeboy

Johnny Treeboy by shady guy meth January 26, 2022

Treebook 

A book made of paper, predecessor to the ebook.

Because I love trees, I'm buying ebooks instead of treebooks. Okay, it's really because I love showing off my iPad. Still saving trees, though!

Treebook by cherryblossom June 25, 2010

Treebo 

One of the "Greebos" from Milton Keynes, England who has been officially called one by the rest of the group. "The Tree" called "The Motherland" by Jingles is where they originated. After being "moved on" by the security they split into two groups. One moved to the Fountain which is not too far away. Another, smaller group moved to the much closer Escalator and called them selves "The Eskibos". The Treebos now hang out around "The Steps"; the stairway, bus shelter, benches and bike racks between McDonalds and The Point. They may also roam around Milton Keynes Shopping Centre "C:MK" randomly for the hell of it.

The Tree is the large Oak in the middle of Midsummer Place and was once the home to Treebos.

Ryan; "Hey Jingles."
Jingles; "What?"
Ryan; "You're now an official Treebo, how do you feel?!"
Jingles; "Sweeeeeet!"

Treebo by Anton "Jingles" Wood January 8, 2008

Treeby 

A pest with a comedy edge, someone that will chase after the opposite sex with poor chat up lines, and will continue relentlessly irrelevant of rejection

Guy: I love you, do you like me?

Girl: No i don't, stop being a treeby and leave me alone

Guy: Ok, i like you

Treeby by Jimmy Spanners October 25, 2011

treebort 

Another name for a hoser. A cross between a tree and a seabort.

Man did you see Trevor today? He is such a treebort.

treebort by Derdle March 11, 2017

Treeby 

The act of Voluntarily committing a treeb.

Bro G-RoK did u see that dude treeb tha hell out of that treebskee? he treebed like no other treeber has treebed before , Oh thats just as Treeby

yo Holmes i picked up Treebology at UNI

Treeby by Rewasouthaux March 16, 2012

Treebortion 

When you have an abortion and the child would have grown up into a treebort.

Doctor: I'm sorry bother you, but we just found out that the abortion you just had turned out to be a treebortion!
Mother: Thank heavens!

Treebortion by Derdle June 14, 2017