tree hook 

a young lady, from sauk village IL. and surrounding areas, who enjoys getting bustedown by frequent gentleman callers. I.E. she enjoys getting nailed to the cross....

"Damn, that tree hook sucked me off from the back! I ain't never had it done like that befo...!"

tree hook by jayzilla141243 March 22, 2010

hook in my tree 

When a guy has a boner.

Guy 1: Damn that girl was hot.
Guy 2: I know, now I've got a hook in my tree.

Girl 1: Look at that guy's pants, he totally has a hook in his tree!
Girl 2: Yeah, I don't know why he decided to wear sweatpants.

hook in my tree by constancenorring July 22, 2011

Link Tree Hooker

A Link Tree Hooker is usually a women with no real self worth. They are usually to fat or to lazy to be strippers or to ugly for porn. So they are on all the socials promoting their link trees to simps who spend their government assistance money on women who pretend to care what the simp thinks.

All these women have serious Daddy issues.

All these Link Tree Hookers are on my feed advertising "No Friend Requests! DM's Open!"

Link Tree Hooker by Sting6996 June 26, 2022

Tree Hooker 

A prostitute who can usually be found working in small forest or clearings. They are noticeable by bits of dirt and possibly leafs or sticks adhered to their back and may be accompanied by a sweaty john, generally shirtless, always with dirty knees. Their primal nature manifests in meth raged fits, or heroin induced sloth like states. May be prone to screaming, falling asleep in odd places, and presenting with oozing sores.

Had to ban another tree hooker from the store tonight, she tried to pay with dirty panties and threatened to shoot everyone when we wouldn't take soiled drawers as currency.

Tree Hooker by The Future Resident May 25, 2016

Tree Hooker 

A word used to explain a person who is overly obsessed with nature. They don't hug trees they fuck them. Usually they waste usable space to put in a tree.

Mark:: Did u see that new park in Malibu that every one though was going to be a mall!

Sally:: Well yes i did. It's the work of a Tree Hooker

Tree Hooker by Kaity-is-Kool July 20, 2011

treehooker 

Someone who is stupid and dumb, like a monkey, shows off their goodies, like a monkey in a tree and hooks for money by giving away their monkey parts.

I don't believe Heather was all over that guy and gave it up last night, she is such a treehooker!

treehooker by Toni K October 27, 2007